3 Ficlets of Spoof
Pairing: Takizawa Hideaki x Imai Tsubasa
Genre: Fluff and implied sex.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own them not. T&T are free, the masters of their fate and the captains of their souls.
Summary: What would happen if either one of them gets possessed by the characters and sucked into the scenarios depicted in fanfics?
Note: The plots (if you can call them that) are loosely based on previous great works by inocchiroo and fictivecloud /fictiveprophet. Original authors, thank you for your awesome writing.
In the Third Floor’s Storage Room
Madness and Mayhem in Takitsuba Household
Of groping, lap dance and blowjob
In the Third Floor’s Storage Room (spoofed from True Love by inocchiroo)
‘Care to tell me what we're doing here… in the third floor’s storage room?’ Tsubasa asked bewildered.
‘I want to ruffle your feathers,’ Takki voiced involuntarily, as if something was making him say those embarrassing words.
‘My what? What feathers?’
‘In case you haven't noticed, I may be called Tsubasa, but I ain’t got no feathers.’
‘We’re supposed to be under an evil witch’s spell. And… we were turned into household appliances,’ Takki offered weakly, not believing what he had just said.
‘You’re supposed to be a feather duster.’ Takki continued, failing miserably to stop himself.
‘A what?’ Tsubasa was flabbergasted.
‘Why on earth… a feather duster?’
‘Ask the author…’
‘And what are you?’
‘Erm… a candlestick holder.’
‘Candlestick my ass,’
‘But…’ Tsubasa said, eyeing the tent in Takki’s pants.
“I may not have feathers… but you certainly have a stick. And it’s sticking out,’
‘Let me take care of that….’ Tsubasa smirked.
Takki yelped.
Madness and Mayhem in Takitsuba Household (spoofed from the Thin Line by fictivecloud/fictiveprophet)
‘Just what do you think you’re doing to that vase?’ Takki asked in alarm as he watched Tsubasa about to smash it.
‘We’re supposed to be mindlessly fighting about something.
‘Trashing the place, throwing things around.’
‘What?! Why?!’ Takki looked on incredulously.
‘I don’t know. Ask the author,’ Tsubasa shrugged helplessly.
‘Then we’re supposed to fight like cats and dogs… until we become all bruised, battered and broken,’ he continued.
Takki cringed.
‘And then…’ Tsubasa hesitated.
‘Then what?’
‘Then… erm… wild, violent animal sex…’ Tsubasa said, trying to keep a straight face.
‘Makeup sex?’ Takki asked solemnly.
‘No, just last-time-we’re-doing-this-so-I’m-gonna-make-it-hurt-so-bad-then-you-get-out-of-my-life kinda sex.’
‘Then what happened?’ Takki appeared very concerned.
‘We cuddled and made up,’ Tsubasa said relaxing a little.
‘Aww…’
‘Can we skip all that madness and mayhem and go straight to the end?’ Takki asked softly, slightly embarrassed.
‘The cuddling?’ Tsuabsa asked with a tinge of disappointment.
‘Erm… yes.’
‘But not before the wild, violent animal sex,’ Takki said, unzipping his pants.
Of Groping, lap dance and blowjob ( Working Life: A Hard Man is Good to Find by inocchiroo)
‘What are you doing?’ Takki eyed Tsubasa suspiciously as the latter staggered into the room.
‘I’m supposed to be drunk,’ Tsuabasa slurred, still pretending to be drunk.
‘And what’s the purpose of that?’ Takki asked innocently.
‘So that I can legitimately grope you and climb onto your lap.’
Tsubasa then pushed Takki onto a nearby couch and positioned himself to give Takki a lap dance.
Takki gulped and almost squealed with delight.
Just as they were comfortable, Tsubasa stopped.
‘Why? What’s wrong?’ Takki questioned impatiently.
‘I forgot…’ Tsubasa said, smacking himself in the head.
‘Lubricant?’ Takki volunteered, trying to be helpful.
‘It’s in my back pocket,’ he divulged, reddening at that information.
‘No… it’s not that.’
‘We’re supposed to start with a blowjob. That was how the story started,’ Tsubasa explained.
‘What kind?’ Takki squeaked.
‘Roughandfastwithalotoftongueonthehead,’ Tsubasa mumbled coyly.
‘Sorry, what did you say?’
‘I said, “ROUGH AND FAST WITH A LOT OF TONGUE ON THE HEAD”,’ Tsubasa almost shouted.
‘Yes, please,’ Takki whispered meekly.
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