Fanficlet: TakiTsuba Channel - The Naked Truth
Characters: Tackey and Tsubasa
Pairing: TakiTsuba
Genre: Fluff, humour and romance
Rating: PG13
Summary: Takki wants to do a TakiTsuba Channel. But will there be enough G-rated footage to make it happen?
Disclaimer: In this R (real) rated world, the boys are not mine.
Picture from Google search.
TakiTsuba Channel - The Naked Truth
The Fertility God Tsubasa
Interior. Takki's bathroom - Late Saturday morning
Tsubasa: Why's there a camera in the bathroom?
Takki: I'm thinking of doing a TakiTsuba Channel. What do you think?
Tsubasa: That's good. But why in the bathroom, when I'm butt naked?
Takki: Because you like baths and I'm sure fans would love to see if chin chin ii really lives up to its name.
Tsubasa: But Hide-chan, TsubaJunior's for your eyes only.
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The Kitchen God Tsubasa
Interior - Takki's kitchen - Noon
Takki: Why aren't you cooking? I can't shoot if you don't cook.
Tsubasa: How do you expect me to cook like this?
Takki: What's wrong? That frilly lace apron looks perfect on you.
Tsubasa: It's not what I'm wearing. It's what I'm not wearing.
Takki: What? It's airier that way. And easier for me to insert these. Which one first? Cucumber, banana, zucchini or eggplant?
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The Music God Tsubasa
Interior. Takki's Living Room - Afternoon
Tsubasa: I think it's a good idea to showcase my guitar skills. But do I have to do it naked? I feel like a cabaret singer in a naked lounge.
Takki: But I want to show that wild side of you, the one that's careless and free.
Tsubasa: If you put it that way....
Takki: Besides, you often sing naked to me. What's the diff?
Tsubasa: Because this is not foreplay to makeup sex.
Takki: Never mind, just sit pretty. Yes, relax. That's good. Try not to hide those hard nipples behind the guitar. And those sexy long legs, will you just spread them a little for me?
Tsubasa: Why do I feel like I'm auditioning for a COAT production?!
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The Domesticated God Tsubasa
Interior. Takki's living room - Evening
Takki: You look tired. You all right?
Tsubasa: You try cleaning two households and see if you can still look kira kira. All you do at home is online shopping.
Takki: But I'm not the neat freak. Besides I was shopping for this...
Tsubasa: Aww... Hide-chan. It's beautiful. I love it!
Takki: Now you only need to clean one household.
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The Dance God Tsubasa
Interior. Takki's studio - Night
Tsubasa: It's brilliant of you to feature Flamenco dancing in TakiTsuba Channel. I've been so busy with Playzone that I've been neglecting it. But tonight, I'll pour my soul into it.
Takki: Yes, bring it on! How about we start with some poses first? Good. That's nice. Now, let me just adjust the angle and zoom here.
Tsubasa: Zoom? Just where and what are you focusing on?
Takki: Only your finest feature...
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The Sex God Tsubasa
Interior. Takki's bedroom - Bedtime
Tsubasa: You're going all out tonight. Me like...
Takki: Well, I go all out, all the time.
Tsubasa: But tonight, you're on fire and I can't stop cum-... Wait... What's that red blinking light over there?
Takki: What light? There's no light. Let's get back to business. I want to make it a perfect ten.
Tsubasa: Yes, there is! You're filming this?! But you can't show this on Johnny's Net!
Takki: Maybe if I mask our assets with that black strip thingy like they do on porno covers...
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The Love God Tsubasa
Interior. Takki's bedroom - Sunday dawn
Tsubasa: You look like such a baby when you're asleep.
Takki: KHORR... hweapfh... KHOOR....
Tsubasa: You even snore pretty. Promise me I'll always go to sleep and wake up with you right beside me.
Takki: KOORH... iloveyoutsubasa... KROOGH...
Tsubasa: Yeah, baby. I love you too.
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It's a golden Sunday morning. But Takki feels less than sparkly. Most of the footage he filmed yesterday was of questionable merit. He probably doesn’t have enough footage for a family-friendly TakiTsuba Channel. But looking on the bright side of things, there's certainly more than enough for TakiTsuba Sex File #283.
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