TakiTsuba Love Guru Series 3/3: How to Lighten Up Your Love Life

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Sometimes love gets heavy and hard. But have no fear, TakiTsuba are here!

In this issue, Love Gurus Tackey and Tsubasa teach you:
How to Soothe Ruffled Feathers; and
How to Mend a Broken Heart.
Bonus: How to Enjoy Japanese Cuisine

How to Soothe Ruffled Feathers

 Tsubasa: You what?                     
 Takki: I accidentally leaked our sex clips.

 Tsubasa: YOU... baka!                 
 Takki: *Glup* 

 Tsubasa: *Oops, was I too harsh?*
 Takki: .......    

 Tsubasa: *Ahhh... too cute!*          
 Takki: I'm sorry, baby. Forgive me?

 Tsubasa: Well, you know what they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

 Takki: *What a sucker.*

How to Mend a Broken Heart

 Takki: When your partner is feeling down, be by his side.

 T: Distract him up with magic.


 T: Or cheer him up with para para dance moves.

 T: If all else fails, hold him close.

 T: And kiss him!

 T: Passionately!

 T: And no matter how bad he smells or tastes, never do this in front of him. Do it behind him.

Bonus: How to Enjoy Japanese Cuisine

 Takki: Hold each side of the chopsticks firmly in each hand.

 T: Then... pull it apart!
What? Not enough? Okay, okay...

 T: Enjoy good food with great company!
 Often!!

Pics are from scans in Google search.
Previous Issues:
How to Attract Attention;
How to Reject Without Looking Like a Bad Guy; and
How to Ace Your First Date.
How to Spice Up Your Sex Life; and
How to Electrify Your Everyday.

Next up: fanfic: Always By Your Side (Part 2/3: Betrayal from the Grave). Enjoy!