G version
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021dcee)
Tsubasa: Hide-kun, there's a pimple on your left cheek.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021e2kt)
Takki: Duh... that's why I'm only showing my right cheek.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021fagp)
Tsubasa: I see.... no wonder you're sitting here pretending to read.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021g1dw)
Tsubasa: But then.... won't the photos for this shoot be boring?
Takki: Duh... so go do something silly.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021hk4s)
Tsubasa: Ok, planking....
R version
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021dcee)
Tsubasa: Hide-kun, sex please.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021e2kt)
Takki: I'm reading. Tsubasa: Seriously? But you never read. Takki: I'm a changed man.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021fagp)
Tsubasa: Not when I'm concerned. I demand sex!
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021g1dw)
Takki: Make me.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/avery_averette/pic/0021hk4s)
Tsubasa: Ok, one human dildo coming up....
Lame? I know. But which do you prefer - the G or R version?
Pic source: Blog de Tatsu
Next up, T&T fanficlet:
Claudia.