I once turned down a date with a guy because he thought that Less Than Jake was *THE* greatest band of all time. He also "didn't get" Radiohead. I hope that doesn't make us snotty bitches!
Even worse than that, a guy once asked me out after going on a tirade about how people "just didn't get" Mandy Moore's technical artistry. We are not snobs...we are people with taste and class. If that makes me conceited, well then so be it. Painter of light my white pasty ass!
Not only is it NOT wrong to turn this guy down (God smiles on those who battle against Kinkade-kitch...), but we have to see to it that his seed is utterly wiped from the earth. Perhaps a vasectomy would do (if we could make it irreversible), but more ...permanent measures might be due... We don't need people like this aiding in the propagation of the species.
What was that line? Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding...? Yeah - well, not on my watch!
Amen to that. I don't even believe in the stuff. (So, consequently, deeply Christian people do the same thing to poor li'l me) Especially when they get all mushy about "bonding" and how they'll "always be together". Come back to that couple in five years. No, five MONTHS. They'll prolly be apart.
You know... I don't date. I just fall in love and get in year and a half long relationships which ultimately end in heartbreak. i can't even fathom dating. The prospect makes me cross my fingers in front of me and exclaim, "GET THEE AWAY!" but I think that's largely because I hate small talk and that getting-to-know you period.
But yeah, I think that if someone ever asked me out on a date (a long shot, but maybe it could happen) after revealing that his favorite artist was Thomas Kinkade, I'd at least think twice about it. *Shudder*
You delight me. Lunch next week sometime? We'll have to negotiate schedules once I find out my writing center schedule, but I'm wide open most of the time next week. I love you, Rae. :) Can't wait to see you.
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I want to end my livejournal someday with these words.
We had lived!
doesn't that sound nice?
By the way, Thomas Kinkade can paint my ass with light.
i think the kids on Jeopardy-Kids Week are smarter than me.
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What was that line? Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding...? Yeah - well, not on my watch!
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Amen to that. I don't even believe in the stuff. (So, consequently, deeply Christian people do the same thing to poor li'l me) Especially when they get all mushy about "bonding" and how they'll "always be together". Come back to that couple in five years. No, five MONTHS. They'll prolly be apart.
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But yeah, I think that if someone ever asked me out on a date (a long shot, but maybe it could happen) after revealing that his favorite artist was Thomas Kinkade, I'd at least think twice about it. *Shudder*
You delight me. Lunch next week sometime? We'll have to negotiate schedules once I find out my writing center schedule, but I'm wide open most of the time next week. I love you, Rae. :) Can't wait to see you.
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