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[FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [21/?] anonymous June 12 2012, 03:00:58 UTC
(Clint does a bit of a double-take at that. It's the first time he's heard Natasha refer directly to her 'progeny' as anything other than something making her feel sick, or a way to make Tony's brain short-circuit. He mentally concludes that his earlier assessment of the entire situation as fucking weird was accurate.)

“WONDERFUL! ...BUT NOT PICKLES WITH ICED CREAM? OR CUBES OF SUGAR?”

“Just mustard right now. Sorry.”

The three of them finish eating in comfortable silence, and Thor disappears again - presumably back to his quarters to continue reading. “I'm going to go see how Bruce is getting on now,” Natasha informs Clint, and heads back up to the lab (taking some fruit with her for Bruce, who frequently forgets that food is important when he's preoccupied with something sciencey).

The mansion seems oddly deserted (Steve is, like Thor, presumably curled up in his room with his book - seriously, are the pages laced with crack or something? - and Tony is apparently in a conference call with Pepper, who is still in Japan co- ( ... )

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] butterflykiki June 13 2012, 01:21:34 UTC
Loving this *so* much (Thor continues to bring joy) but Operation: Grow a Tiny Human cracks me up. Someone else in another fic had Tony referring to a pregnancy as "a human prototype" and this is *so* how he'd react to this. HEE.

And Natasha's careful, cautious approach to this continues to be kind of heartbreaking. Awww.

*loves Clint, because is made of win*

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] anonymous June 13 2012, 20:30:16 UTC
Eeee, thank you! <3 Operation: Grow A Tiny Human was one of the first things I came up with, so I'm glad you approve! I figured once Tony got over the HOLY SHIT WHAT factor he'd see it as some sort of team mission. (And 'a human prototype' is even better, hee.)

Natasha definitely needs some hugs. Probably from Clint, who is certainly filling the Only Sane Man role here, indeed.

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] butterflykiki June 14 2012, 22:40:28 UTC
He is! He is the Only Sane Man, because you can't put Thor or Tony in that category, and Steve's too overwhelmed, and while Bruce is great the Other Guy would probably have incoherent comments to make on the whole thing.

And I really want to know what happened with the Horribly BabyDad, but I figure Natasha has the right to keep that to herself, aww.

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] anonymous June 14 2012, 22:56:10 UTC
Oh dear god, now I'm imagining Hulk being like HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT? and I cannot stop laughing and dammit I need to work that into the fic somewhere, somehow. This is all your fault. <3

To be honest, I don't really know what happened with the Horrible BabyDad either - I kinda wanted to keep it deliberately vague, so I didn't even work it out in my own head, beyond the fact that he was a Very Bad Person. I don't think Natasha will ever tell the guys, despite (or probably due to) the fact that they would then hunt this asshat down and beat him to a pulp (or, rather, the beating to a pulp would happen after Clint shot an arrow or two through his genitals).

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] butterflykiki June 14 2012, 23:11:50 UTC
Ahahahah! *bows* Happy to take credit. Blame? Whatevers. HULK CURIOUS. HULK WANT TO HELP.

Yeah, he's not the focus, or an issue, and I suspect he's feeding the fishes somewhere anyway, since Natasha is the type to solve her own problems, and if he was a In the Line of Duty problem, he was probably scheduled for termination eventually anyway. I suspect he would not be contributing to the college fund.

And oh god that opens up so many questions about both Tony trying to set up an anonymous college fund, and trying to find the MOST PSYCHOLOGICALLY HEALTHY PEOPLE EVER to raise Natasha's kid... somehow.

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] anonymous June 15 2012, 00:07:36 UTC
I wonder how much of Bruce's doctor skillz Hulk would retain? HULK HERE. HULK DELIVERY BABBY. HULK CUT CORD. ...OOPS, HULK SQUASH BABBY ( ... )

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] butterflykiki June 15 2012, 01:15:02 UTC
Awwww. HULK SOWWY. NO KILL HULK, 'TASHA! (Ahahahahah.)

And yay, glad I could help, and man, you're right, that does have a certain truthful symmetry to it that I can't see her sharing with anyone. It's not like the truth would get her anything more than some very Disturbed looks, and more sympathy than she needs on that point.

Yay plans!

Yay Loki/Wanda! (Does it make me nuts that I want to see this now, and have half the kids try to take over the world, and the other half rebel by being saner than Pepper and constantly trying to keep their parents from ending the universe?)

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] anonymous June 15 2012, 01:40:59 UTC
HULK ONLY TRY TO HELP D:

(If it makes you nuts, I'm right there with you! I am totally prompting Loki/Natasha when the next round opens. If I don't end up writing it myself, that is, because now I'm planning it all in my head, dammit. Odin and Magneto would be badass grandpas together and it would be amazing.)

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] super_tricie341 June 15 2012, 01:52:44 UTC
(highjacking comment thread, sorry)

That's interesting that you hadn't given much thought to who the BabyDaddy is. I was having all these THEORIES and my major suspicion was that it was Bucky aka The Winter Soldier and their history is why she doesn't really want to talk about him.

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] anonymous June 15 2012, 02:14:08 UTC
(Feel free to hijack away! :D)

Oooh, that is an excellent theory - actually not something I had thought of at all, but it would make sense! As I said, I'm not really planning on expanding on the BabyDaddy backstory (unless I change my mind about it, idk), so certainly feel free to keep that as your headcanon for this. I'm kinda enjoying seeing everyone's different interpretations, considering the lack of thought into it on my part!

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] salustra June 14 2012, 00:24:42 UTC
This is the most awesome and wonderful fic! I've been sharing it with all my friends, and everyone I've shown it to loves it as well. Especially Thor. He's marvelous!

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] anonymous June 14 2012, 22:34:42 UTC
Oh wow, thank you so much! I'm so honoured that you're enjoying it enough to share with your friends (and that they like it too!) <3

(And now, thanks to your icon, I am imagining Thor and Spike hanging out together and writing spectacularly awful poetry. Just because. I... I think I need this in my life.)

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] salustra June 15 2012, 21:49:43 UTC
oh lord, now I'm picturing that too... I may have to steal that and write a fic. *giggles*

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Re: [FILL] Natasha, Clint and team, gen - pregnancy [24/?] anonymous June 17 2012, 02:32:47 UTC
author!anon here - I'm starting a new sub-thread lower down so as not to completely break the page (apologies if I already have for anyone!) by indenting any further. Part 25 (with 26 and 27 underneath) can be found here. Just wanted to point everyone in the right direction! <3

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