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ROUND ONE
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MINIFILL: Go the Fuck to Sleep, Avengers

[anonymous]

Nick Fury was going to murder that god of mischief. Sure Loki was immortal, but he was Nick Fury; he'd find a way. He was good at all kinds of things, except, it appeared, child rearing.

Tony Stark was taking apart the TV. "Shit! Stop that!" Fury snatched the toddler's hands away from the wires. "It's bedtime."

"Not tired," Tony replied, like that settled everything. He hadn't believed there was a way Tony Stark could be more of a pain in his ass.

"Ah!" he yelped in an undignified way when Clint struck him in the back of the head with a Nerf blaster. He turned to glare at the boy who, just hours ago, had been one of his top agents.

"Sorry! I missed!" Clint said, and resumed his Nerd battle with Natasha, who made her stand behind the couch.

Little shit, he never missed.

"ALL RIGHT!" he called in his most commanding-office tone. "You are all going to sleep, nowNatasha and Clint whined. Bruce just blinked at him from where he was reading a large book that was definitely not age appropriate. Tony said, "I'm a genius so I should

Re: MINIFILL: Go the Fuck to Sleep, Avengers

[cashala]

This. This made my night <3

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[kari_hermione]

This was epic and I love that you explained they were temporary baby!Avengers. :D

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[anonymous]

This is absolutely nothing short of perfection.

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[neuroticismette]

perfect just perfect

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[cradle_song]

This. Is. EPIC.

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[iceshade]

I died. ALL THE INTERNETS FOR YOU.

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[anonymous]

Loves and adores!

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[mandy_croyance]

I love this so much. SO MUCH.

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[whreflections]

LMFAO, oh God, you are brilliant and this is amazing, :D

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[anonymous]

Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I&feature=related

It's so much better live :)

Re: MINIFILL: Go the Fuck to Sleep, Avengers

[anonymous]

holy shit this killed me. amazing work!

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[colorstoobright]

I always read this when I need an instant cheer-up. Love love LOVE this!

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[cat_77]

This is a thing of beauty.

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[gabbyluv23]

aww so cute!

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[rakime]

Awwww! I totally loved this! thx for writing it!