Ugh! Centipedes and SLUGS.. l Once went on a trip to Kenya and had the chance to do a 5 day safari. Well, it was a camp on the edge of the savannah, and the tent had slugs in the shower. You ever showered by practically standing outside the stall? That was me. I couldn't wait to get back to Nairobi and talking a proper bath! *shivers again at the thought*
I'm not so scared of these types of insects, mostly because I know they want nothing to do with me and they would rather be as far away from me as I them. So spiders, centipedes, crickets, bees, moths, hornets, ants, and most bugs don't bother me. And I never kill them, I just escort them out the door or scoop them up and release them back out.
I do that for most insects except one.
Flies.
FLIES ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN! AND THEY ALL MUST DIE. They are vicious and they scare the hell out of me! I have a tarantula the size of my hand spread out with fangs bigger than thumbtacks and eight beady eyes and it doesn't bother me one bit. A fly gets in my house?? FORGET IT!!!!!
Okay, okay, so it was a mouse I stepped on, but damnit if it's little and grey I don't want it around me.
If I hear it in the walls, I'll freak out and start beating the walls with my handy dandy golf club.
God help me if I actually see it! x.x
It's just, no, I can't handle it. I was trapped on my bed for a half an hour at two oclock in the morning because I was too afraid to step over the mouse I had stepped on.
I... don't think I've ever seen one of those before. It looks highly interesting, though. Kind of cute, to be honest. Wouldn't want to touch one, though.
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the chance to do a 5 day safari. Well, it was a camp on the edge of the savannah, and the tent had slugs in the shower. You ever showered by practically standing outside the stall? That was me. I couldn't wait to get back to Nairobi and talking a proper bath! *shivers again at the thought*
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I do that for most insects except one.
Flies.
FLIES ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN! AND THEY ALL MUST DIE. They are vicious and they scare the hell out of me!
I have a tarantula the size of my hand spread out with fangs bigger than thumbtacks and eight beady eyes and it doesn't bother me one bit. A fly gets in my house?? FORGET IT!!!!!
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So yeah... no.
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Thanks for the nightmares I'll have tonight!
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Okay, okay, so it was a mouse I stepped on, but damnit if it's little and grey I don't want it around me.
If I hear it in the walls, I'll freak out and start beating the walls with my handy dandy golf club.
God help me if I actually see it! x.x
It's just, no, I can't handle it. I was trapped on my bed for a half an hour at two oclock in the morning because I was too afraid to step over the mouse I had stepped on.
Mice = FUCKING EVIL!
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Caught it, the little bugger bit my thumb and we went to find a kitten.
Proceeded to watch the kitten eat it.
Yeah... I wasn't a sadistic child at all.
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They are poisonous so no... won't be touching one anytime soon.
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