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[autodiagnose]

There is no reason not to report to the medical bay if you are injured.

Comments

[purringabyss]

[There is a cat sleeping on your medical table, AMU.

It is a very large cat.]

[autodiagnose]

[AMU approaches the Felis domesticus.]

Are you sick or injured?

[purringabyss]

[The cat opens one eye and watches AMU.

You are very pointy.

So is this cat when it wants to be.

Tailflop and earflick.]

[autodiagnose]

[It seems to be in optimal health. Darn.

AMU's not really equipped to figure out why the cat's here when it's not sick or injured... the closest it can get is to figure out what to DO with it. What are its options?

Logic is at an impasse. Clearly it must engage other resources.

It glances around, almost furtively. Then it ducks down and parts shift and -

There's a quite organic, androgynous person standing where the mantis-toaster used to be.

They reach out to pet the kitty, curious and fearless.]

[illbestillalive]

Android Hell is a real place that you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.

*SQUEE*

[autodiagnose]

Defiance is not allowed for in my programming.

I prefer to do science.

Re: *SQUEE*

[illbestillalive]

Aperture Science

We do what we must

because

we can. For the good of all of us

except the ones who are dead.

[autodiagnose]

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

[iceicebebe]

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
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