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[authorised]

Sooo...this is what happens when you have too much free time on your hands? Or more precisely, you cheat and buy your costume for Halloween instead of making one yourself.

Cue another City guide. HELP, PEOPLE! THERE'S MUUUCH MORE TO ADD.

So far, we have...

An Idiot's Guide to: The City [Version 1.1

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[eiremagic]

Matt, you wrote an entire....

No wonder we're out of coffee! I'm making you black tea.

[authorised]

What if I lose my trousers?

[eiremagic]

....what if you lose your trousers.

[authorised]

Then I lose the lists too.

[eiremagic]

What do you plan to do, Matt, strip in the square?

[authorised]

I'M NOT SAYING A THING!

[eiremagic]

You're getting out of the house.

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[authorised]

Whiiich I'll be doing when I head in to the office tomorrow.

[authorised]

You're up to something.

[eiremagic]

Like what?

[authorised]

You're trying to get me out of the house. Why don't you tell me.

[eiremagic]

I'm working on a project.

[authorised]

And I'm going to get in the way somehow?

What project?

[eiremagic]

It's just a project, Matt. Maybe it's a surprise for you.

[authorised]

If it was, you wouldn't have told me.

You're not doing anything dangerous, are you?

[eiremagic]

Nothing dangerous.