Harry Potter/Buffy Filk: I've Got a Theory
HARRY
I've got a theory that it's a doorknob
A misty doorknob - no, something isn't right there
HERMIONE
I've got a theory - you should tell Dumbledore
How you've been having all these bizzarre nightmares
NEVILLE
I've got a theory I can work this out...
ALL
Umbridge is evil, what's this poison honey all about?
RON
It could be House Elves
Some evil House Elves
Which is ridiculous because House Elves
They are persecuted, should have wages
Holiday time - and I'll be over here
LUNA
I've got a theory it could be Nargles
ALL
...
HERMIONE
I've got a -
LUNA
Nargles aren't myth like everybody supposes
They're small flying critters that grow out of roses
It's all in the Quibbler - why is everyone so skeptical anyway?
Nargles, Nargles it must be Nargles!
Or Heliopaths
HERMIONE
I've got a theory we should work this out
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE
And someone clearly must stop Sirius
From sneaking out...
GINNY
I've got a theory - it doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're united?
When hasn't trouble been invited?
Open Chambers - diaries
Dementor's Kiss
When have we failed?
ALL
There's nothing we have failed to take
We've even survived Potions with Snape
We won't look back - no regrets
And no secrets
GINNY
No more secrets...
HERMIONE, LUNA, NEVILLE
What can't we face if we're united?
HARRY
United...
RON, GINNY
When has trouble not been invited?
HARRY
Trouble finds me...
ALL
Nothing we haven't faced
LUNA
Except for Nargles