Apples and Oranges

[aussiemozzie]

A teacher at work tonight gave me an apple. Isn't that a bit back to front? I couldn't refuse but I haven't eaten it yet because a) can't bite into apples with braces, b) she'd touched it and sat it on a desk *ICK*, and c) came home and had a cookie instead (my fourth today). I'm horrible. Shall make myself eat it tomorrow.

My friend popped by work

Comments

[maladroitness]

1 and 4 are LOST on an island. Who eats who?

3, 6 and 9 all decide to become pirates -- what are their duties (i.e. swabbing, administering rum, captain..ing, etc.)

2 and 7 are fighting for the last jelly donut. WHO DOMINATES?

If 5 could have any wish granted, what would it be?

Would you date, marry, or throw 10 off a cliff?

THERE. lol xD

[maladroitness]

aw hell, i forgot 8.

If you had to give 8 a birthday present, what would it be?

[aussiemozzie]

Answers on my LJ.