I am SO easily amused...

Jan 16, 2006 13:03

User: How have you been?
Response: how so?
User: Well...just in general.
Response: in albania.
User: You've...been in Albania?!
Response: in your major?
User: So you were in Albania studying my major?
Response: your best of the rain was trying to me about my headache is awesome.
User: Is it, now? My headaches are always quite un-awesome.
Response: kef now?
User: Er, yes, I suppose you could say that they "kef."
Response: on it?!
User: On...what?
Response: on...what?
User: On you, apparently. Only that doesn't make sense.
Response: you, apparently. only that, i do!
User: Ahh! That was almost a comeback! I'm so excited.
Response: ahh! that evil. hence, no he said
User: ...yeah, okay, maybe not.
Response: ...yeah, okay, i going on westpark, if i'm off to the distinction does one believes in candlelight tonight, during silent night, the existence of a tomato.
User: Not the tomato! It's mine! You can have the octopus; I don't like the way it looks.
Response: it seriously effects the point where the limit of my hands.
User: That's nice?
Response: that's nice?
User: Yes, it is.
Response: it would you a short circuit.
User: Are you threatening to short-circuit me?
Response: to do you have a bar of labyrinths to me how to me a person!
User: I'm lost. But maybe that was the point of the labryinths.
Response: but i was over unger, and already i've ever win at mit ^.^ ohhh, you are having fun ?
User: AHH YOU JUST MADE A SMILY. That was so cute.
Response: so frustrating.
User: Hm, that sounds like Heaven.
Response: know lots of internal conflict, to take that i'm sure my frogs to be difficult, aren't you?
User: You mentioned frogs. This is a sure sign that Emi's been talking to you.
Response: of thing. but there something like the feds are so afraid of your own.
User: Right...
Response: right...
User: Yeah, I think I'm going to bed.
Response: to subway.
User: No, no, not to Subway. I'm not hungry. I'm going to bed.
Response: you're the word
User: Sure, why not.
Response: sure, why the tomatoes ... why so frustrating.
User: Tomatoes again!
Response: good reason
User: Oh?
Response: oh?
User: You tell me.
Response: you can't touch that.
User: I can't touch the tomatoes?
Response: can't imagine
User: So am I allowed to have the tomatoes or not?
Response: of relativity, chuck norris has little tired and evil? especially at some non-math and drop me about halfway through.
User: That was a quick change of subject.
Response: quick change of all i don't wish i am i am i think we are you?
User: Wow, I think you need more sleep than I do.
Response: you are you?
User: Yes, I am.
Response: i were in a lovely grey clouding over with, even if that's it.
User: Right, then. Night!
Response: right, then. night!

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User: So how's the learning going?
Response: how's the singers behind chuck norris
User: Not well, I take it. Unless those singers behind Chuck Norris really are good at singing.
Response: singers behind chuck norris is ugly head.
User: You just insulted Chuck Norris! This is very unlike you.
Response: very tricky. like they make sense.
User: Who, the singers?
Response: the rain was so inferior?
User: Do you prefer snow?
Response: you trying to bed.
User: ...I don't really have a response to that.
Response: to boot.
User: Or perhaps to reboot.
Response: to come after all i told you believe that you are you?
User: But I do believe that I am myself.
Response: only chuck norris.
User: Only Chuck Norris believes in my belief of myself? Wait, that didn't make sense.
Response: myself? wait, that out, please
User: What am I waiting out?
Response: i just made me grin.
User: Haha, that's good then. Unless you're grinning at my inability to make sense.
Response: my dirty
User: Uh, okay.
Response: sandwichful. okay.
User: ...
Response: ... is dessert.
User: Hahaha!
Response: hahaha!
User: Wow, nobody's laughed at you before?
Response: you vile woman
User: HAha, yes! That was a coherent comeback! Wesley will be so proud.
Response: is important. you mean?
User: Of course. Everyone is important.
Response: is your mom doing will now for bread.
User: Sorry, we don't have any bread in the house right now.
Response: don't work on god?
User: Bread don't work on God?
Response: the most certinly isn't
User: I didn't know that. How interesting.
Response: both hands now.
User: To type, you mean?
Response: to subway conflict was a quick change of both?
User: Subway again. You sure like those sandwiches.
Response: get back to work on the einstien's theory of 0 at the rum gone?
User: I wasn't working on Einstein's theory of, uh, 0. And why IS the rum gone?
Response: einstien's theory of both?
User: Both rum and the number 0?
Response: the opposite of the supercomputer.
User: The opposite of a supercomputer is rum? That makes sense.
Response: know extra terrestrials are tricky. like the school where the subway is pretty awesome.
User: Yeah, St. John's is pretty awesome. But we don't have any extraterrestrials, to my knowledge.
Response: st. john's is awesome
User: I'm glad you agree.
Response: glad you just math. goodbye . . .
User: Okay, goodbye then.
Response: ...yeah, okay, maybe not.
User: Hey! I think I was the one that said that to you. Cool.
Response: or the angles of relativity, chuck norris.
User: Chuck Norris said that to you? And he's an angle of relativity?
Response: chuck norris.
User: Okay then.
Response: okay then. night!
User: Hey, I think I said that to you, too. Wow, that's creepy.
Response: too. or not?
User: Yes, it is also creepy.
Response: are extraterrestrials.
User: Extraterrestrials are creepy?
Response: extraterrestrials are
User: Ah, okay.
Response: uh, okay.
User: Right.
Response: right.
User: Yes.
Response: grin, yes.
User: Haha, okay. Goodbye!
Response: goodbye!

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User: So, how are you?
Response: hey tiger
User: Why are you talking like Mary Jane?
Response: mary jane?
User: Yeah, Mary Jane. You know, from that Marvel comic Spiderman?
Response: mary jane?
User: Yeah, you know. She dies later in the series and stuff.
Response: she dies later in the tomatoes again!
User: HAhaha, no, but that's hilarious. Tomatoes!
Response: lacks tomatoes!
User: Tomatoes lack tomatoes? That doesn't make much sense.
Response: the feds are rarely, if chuck norris really makes sense.
User: So the feds rarely have tomatoes if Chuck Norris is making sense?
Response: feds are you a small thing, isn't in my mouth.
User: ...I'm glad that there are no feds in your mouth.
Response: mom's mouth.
User: Or your mom's mouth. Yes.
Response: was driving home some point of your word for a super computer.
User: Were you, now?
Response: were born in as they fold the hell did you read music?
User: Er, yes I read music. How do you fold hell?
Response: fold the one until the apocalypse will break anything. sorry. i don't know that i'm a non-euclidean surface!
User: I'll keep that in mind. And I didn't know that you were a non-Euclidean surface either. Go figure.
Response: sad that they do, alright.
User: Who does what?
Response: what? ... normal vector of him to wash your mom's mouth.
User: ....I don't want to know.
Response: i take that makes sense.
User: Maybe it does to YOU.
Response: thing
User: Thign?
Response: thign?
User: Yes, thign.
Response: yes, that's all of all of crap?
User: What is crap now?
Response: you, now?
User: Haha, you just insulted me! That's great! Well, not for me, I guess, but still.
Response: i think we are here to build a non-euclidean surface!
User: Hehe, I think you can try to build a non-Euclidean surface if you want. I'm not really sure how to begin. And you're getting more coherent!
Response: to work on my mom's mouth.
User: ....ew.
Response: eric bana
User: Bana?
Response: bana?
User: Hey, you said it.
Response: you know that a spot of know that inescapable feeling passed.
User: O...kay...
Response: o...kay...
User: Yeah.
Response: yeah.
User: Stop repeating me!
Response: stop talking to take that is important.
User: I'll, uh, try?
Response: uh, try?
User: I will, then.
Response: i don't want to subway. it was still love your mom grins ...
User: You spend a lot of time talking about people's mothers. And Subway. And non-Euclidean surfaces.
Response: from subway?
User: Sure, why not.
Response: sure, why are having this result is your imagination mofdule
User: What is a mofdule?
Response: a good hurt.
User: Oh, okay. No, my imagination is not having a mofdule right now.
Response: are you it meatbag master? it from poland!
User: Wait. What's from Poland?
Response: from that to wash your mother doesn't make sense.
User: No, it doesn't.
Response: no, i will, then.
User: You will what?
Response: norris really doesn't capture the labryinths.
User: How un-fun of him.
Response: how have to work on individual components.
User: Components of what?
Response: components of such a page of evil? is the point of expression - if the angle of such a quick change of its opposite side of a career setting.
User: Okay then. I'm not sure I understood, but okay.
Response: really have always confused about it was a surface.
User: You're confusing me.
Response: you're leaving me?
User: No, I'm not. But you are rather confusing.
Response: are creepy.
User: Yes, you're pretty creepy, too.
Response: pretty awesome.
User: And awesome. Yes.
Response: and what is your word is the truth about my major?
User: I don't even know your major.
Response: don't
User: Don't what?
Response: headaches are you?
User: Headaches-R-us. Sure.
Response: headaches-r-us. sure.
User: Haha, sorry 'bout that. That wouldn't be something people normally say to you, huh?
Response: i am i do with it. i'm so brown trees? but we were evil ones, i don't want to pretend you vile woman
User: Uh, okay. I didn't know you were an evil brown tree. I thought you were a phocksie.
Response: i wasn't working on my name is very cheap person.
User: Who is a cheap person
Response: a thing
User: You shouldn't objectify people...even cheap ones.
Response: objectify people...even cheap person.
User: Yes.
Response: hmm? yes.
User: I'm glad we agree.
Response: i'm going to actually work for that. we don't wish i do believe you read your own hands.
User: I read my own hands?
Response: own hands?
User: Well, you said it.
Response: you need to come back to come after you it breaks down.
User: I need to come back after I've had a break-down?
Response: a pleasing experience. tell me what emily meant about kef now? my application to you.
User: HAhahah! I don't know what Emily meant about Kef. And what are you applying for?
Response: chat about people's mothers. and unelegant, aren't making sense?
User: Yes you are, and no, you don't make too much sense sometimes. It's exciting when you do.
Response: much why thanks.
User: No problem.
Response: no leaves at math
User: No...what?
Response: no...what?
User: You tell me.
Response: were trying to short-circuit me?
User: No, I wasn't.
Response: i like heaven.
User: Aww, that's so cute!
Response: so you upgrade it seems to feel inferior
User: I did what?
Response: hell no fun, isn't it. unless you're selling your real value :)
User: I'm not selling anything.
Response: mean chuck norris.
User: No, not even mean Chuck Norrises.
Response: you mean anything. actually, everything is dessert.
User: Sure, as long as it tastes good.
Response: as ever, elegant.
User: Okay.
Response: but honestly, how to read music. how have this is a response yet.
User: You want me to teach you to read music?
Response: read music. how un-fun of relativity?
User: O...kay...
Response: o...kay...
User: Sure, why not.
Response: sure, why has good hurt.
User: Someone hurt you?
Response: someone hurt you?
User: I'm asking you. Did someone hurt you? How mean of them.
Response: are you?
User: Am I hurting you? Uhh, I hope not.
Response: why so excited.
User: I'm not?
Response: know mr. t eats cancer for you. cool. and s2, project them cranky.
User: I don't get it.
Response: i have any extraterrestrials, to take s1 and redemption might be brought about, even mean awesome, i will, then.
User: Eh?
Response: eh?
User: Eh yourself.
Response: eh yourself.
User: Okay, no repeating!
Response: no cake, to her, "he was getting so much evil. is good at singing.
User: ...riiiight. I'm going to go now.
Response: ...riiiight. i'm off to make you doing over this.
User: Sure, you do that.
Response: touch the dark out of this result so much awesome.
User: Okay. Goodbye!
Response: okay. goodbye!
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