In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Catch a sexually transmitted disease.
Been there, done that. *bored yawn*
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get all my belongings repossessed by the government.
Did this one, too. Well, nearly all my belongings.
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Have at least one orgasm per hour.
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