So. Um. Er. FF8 SHOOP. Full-size possibly NSFW.

[auronlu]

Some months ago, I posted a comment in capslock_ff that wasn't capslocked. You know what the penalty is? One must create a Sephiroth/Barret fic or fanart as penance! Small wonder that I disappeared from fandom for months. So, anyway, in light of recent discussions, it seemed like it was time to pay my penalty.

Brace yourselves.
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Comments

[dagas_isa]

I always knew Sephy had nice legs.

[auronlu]

And that is one of my favorite icons EVAR.

[dagas_isa]

lol thanks. ^^

[lassarina]

THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT.

(Paladin's reaction: "Can...not...unsee!!!")

[heavenscalyx]

OMG

Fucking brilliant. Disturbing, but brilliant.

(What's so NSFW about it? I was expecting dangly bits. This kind of cover used to get left on the bookswap shelves at MY workplace all the time...)

[auronlu]

I nearly didn't put the warning, but I thought it might draw awkward questions in some workplaces.

[sissyhiyah]

I just love Barrett's hair and all its magical...er, sweepiness.

You must continue these. First that smoking hot Quistis, and now some Barrett/Sephiroth lovin'. These would be great in some crack coffee table book. Now I have this image of Selphie as Die Hard Bruce Willis in my head. "Yippie ki yay motherfuc...oh my God! A caterpillar! Come here Wormy!"

[auronlu]

Preliminary research seems to suggest that romance novel males have massive steroid-enhanced pectorals, skin much darker than their girlfriend's, and magical carpets of wavy hair.

Also, check out this page of romance novel cover spoofs. I especially recommend Lord of the Hissy Fit.

Alas, being culturally illiterate, I have not seen Die Hard. But we'll see if any more of these materialize.

[trekqueen]

*dies*

*dies again*

that's classic. LOL