Voicemail

[auntie_vida]

"You have reached the voicemail of Miss Vida Boheme. I am so terribly sorry that I missed your call, but please leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Ta!"

Comments

Crazy phones!

[child_of_rer]

"Hi, it's me! I'm just experimenting a bit here and wanted to let you know that your, uh, soldering iron is awesome!"

Re: Crazy phones!

[auntie_vida]

[To here.]

[chose_humanity]

[[ from here ]]

There was a brief silence.

Then: "Do we need to have the conversation again about how as far as I'm concerned, you don't exist below the shoulders?"

He wasn't sure how to take that message, honestly.

[auntie_vida]

[To here.]

[prof_of_cunning]

[From here]

"Madame, I assure you that the only thing you would get from sleeping with me is the next three days off work so you can build up the strength to walk again. Good day."

[auntie_vida]

[To here.]

[divinesurfchick]

[from here]

"Okay, first? You're rude. Second? I can spend time with Max whenever I want; that's completely between him and me. In fact, I might go see him this weekend! And I like how I get around Max, so just . . . just . . . take a flying leap off Olympus, bub!"

[auntie_vida]

[To here.]

Crazy Phone Day

[just_add_starch]

[From here!]

"Goat lover? Ma'am, I can assure you that I am no goat lover and I would appreciate it if you didn't use such foul language around me. There is no need and no cause for it. If you choose to do it again, I will seek to discipline you."