Voicemail

[auntie_vida]

"You have reached the voicemail of Miss Vida Boheme. I am so terribly sorry that I missed your call, but please leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Ta!"

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[chose_humanity]

[[ from here ]]

There was a brief silence.

Then: "Do we need to have the conversation again about how as far as I'm concerned, you don't exist below the shoulders?"

He wasn't sure how to take that message, honestly.

[auntie_vida]

[To here.]