Top Ten Good Things About How Hard Albuterol Makes Auntie Shake10. I don't need a battery powered toothbrush, because I shake so hard when I'm brushing my teeth, it's practically like having one ( Read more... )

I needed a profile picture for my Ravelry page, so the Husbandly One obligingly took one of my hands as I worked on a bag...


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Y'all... I am SOOOOO evil ( Read more... )

On the morning drive to school ( Read more... )

Overheard this morning as I rushed to throw clothes on before taking the kids to school...

Impertinent Daughter: "Raaaargh! I'm the evil princess, and I'm coming to get yoooouuuuu!!!!"

Impossible Son: "Back! I have BACON! And I'm not afraid to use it!"

Impertinent Daughter: "AAAAAAH!! Run away! Run away! Evil fighting BACON!!"

I'm supposed to be resting right now, but I just can't do it. Too keyed up, I guess. I finished the Antibiotic From Hell yesterday, so hopefully, I will start feeling more like myself, and less like something flattened in the road by a Mack truck ( Read more... )

The Impertinent Daughter and I were having a discussion that pretty much only the artists on my f-list are going to understand, so all y'all others, just... be patient, okay ( Read more... )

This is the kind of banter that goes on between myself and the Impertinent One. This is the kind of skewed humor we have ( Read more... )

This is what happens when you give your child a digital camera for Christmas


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You know, every time I make Kool-Aid for my kids, I suddenly remember that some twenty odd years ago, when I was in my late teens, early twenties, we used to mix Kool-Aid with conditioner to color our hair. Because you couldn't go out and buy green or purple hair dye. You had to make it yourself.

And my kids are drinking this.

O_o!!!