Oooooookaaaaaay....

[auntbijou]

I think Mr. Killer Psycho Nutjob Mockingbird is having carnal knowledge of the passenger side mirror on my minivan.  Really.  Because there's... stuff... on that mirror.  Thick, globby, clearish... stuff.  Right where Mr. Mockingbird is, for lack of a better word, humping the mirror.  On a regular basis.

Honey, there ain't enough Windex in the

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[chanteur_dombre]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO that's disgusting! *snorfle*

[auntbijou]

I KNOW!! It's like... damn, bird, can't you get it on ANY WHERE ELSE??? And why are you cumming all over my MIRROR??? GEEZ!!

[chanteur_dombre]

ARGH STOP IT MY BRAIN!!!!!!!

Oh, man, that's just so many kinds of wrong! :D

[absitively]

I can't get past the first sentence. I mean, mockingbird sperm on your windshield?!?

GROSS

[auntbijou]

*convulsed with laughter*

OMG, no! No, no, no, it's not on the WINDSHIELD!! EWWWWW, no, no, it's on the SIDE MIRROR!!! On the DOOR!!!

Which is bad enough, really. I'm serious, Windex ain't doin' it, and I'M NOT TOUCHING IT, NO, NO, NO!!

[absitively]

I totally thought it was windshield. and was like- UM. LOOKING AT IT WHILE DRIVING IS NOT COOL.

Not that the side door is much better. And it won't come off with windex? WOW. It's like, industrial-strength sticky sperm. (um. I never thought I'd say THAT about birds.)

[failuresofine]

Will says he once had a conversation with you about bird sperm...

...

I was too busy being disturbed to ask for details.

[auntbijou]

*laughs* OMG, I almost, ALMOST remember that! No, I won't go into details, ick, ew, eurgh... nope, it's bad enough going through trying to clean it up once. ACK!!