Auntie vs the Killer Psycho Bird from Hell

[auntbijou]

Okay, so there I was, minding my own business, doin' my laps around the track.  And yes, Alex, I went earlier than yesterday so I would avoid Mr. Annoyingly Oblivious Talkative Guy, and successfully missed him.  Darn, I'm sooooo disappointed (can you hear the sarcasm dripping off my voice?).

Anyway, I was doing my laps, and was into the second one,

Comments

[eeyore9990]

Haven't you seen Hitchcock's "The Birds"??? Birds are evil and vicious creatures, though I'm happy to see that Mr. Annoyingly Oblivious Talkative Guy got his comeuppance. That should so be a Mastercard Commercial.

Doing Six Laps Around the Track: Painful
Getting Attacked by Mr. Killer Psycho Mockingbird: Also Painful
Watching Mr. Annoyingly Oblivious Talkative Guy get divebombed after you told him so: Priceless.

[auntbijou]

*laughs heartily* Totally!

Yes, watching that bird knock the snot out of Mr. Annoyingly Oblivious Talktative Guy was a truly wonderful moment. It makes me wish Pensieves were real, because that is a definite moment I would watch over and over and over again!!

[failuresofine]

Maybe it's the same bird you chased from your car. See, he's GONE MAD.

Quit torturing the birds.