Screen Crashers: Reverse BigBang 2015 tracklist
~link to the mix~
Tracklist:
00: Roll a D6 - Assorted Intricacies
“Hopefully by the end of the session you’ll have formed a party or something.”
01: Main Title - Ramin Djawadi
Episode 1: Game of Thrones Season 1 / A Brawl of Monarchs
“Gonna roll one last diplomacy, see if I can save myself. … 11. Is that enough?”
02: Darth Vader’s Theme - Richard Cheese
Episode 2: Star Wars a New Hope Part 1 / Burning Balls of Gas Conflict Part 1
“Another Princess? No, no absolutely not. I’m not playing her.”
“A princess character never has any synergy with the rest of the group.”
“Who is this?”
“That’s not a player character, that’s the campaign’s villain.”
“Yeah, this is who I’m playing.”
03: I’d Love to Kill You - Katie Melua
Episode 3: Star Wars a New Hope Part 2 / Burning Balls of Gas Conflict Part 2
“While you were gone they freed the princess, and now they’re about to escape with her.”
“Hah, no, no, absolutely not. I’m going to have to kill ALL of their characters.”
04: Friends - Aura Dione
Episode 4: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets / Magic Boy and the Room of Mysteries
“And as for intimidation, let’s throw on a sick face scar! Cool!”
05: Bodysnatchers - Radiohead
Episode 5: Battlestar Galactica / Fighting Sun Galaxy
“What’s a Cylon?”
“Cylons are the robots that are trying to kill the humans.”
“I think Brianna’s a Cylon.”
06: Tracking Treasure Down - Gabriel & Dresden ft. Molly
Episode 6: The Goonies / Podunk Punks
“So you’re all on a mission to win glory, find treasure, and save your homeland from certain destruction.”
“Sounds epic!”
“It is, I’ve been reading up on all the history and -”
“That’s awesome, but I’m gonna throw a little twist at you guys. We’re gonna set it in modern times, and I’m gonna make you all kids.”
07: Journey of the Sorcerer - The Eagles
Episode 7: Firefly / Lightning Bug
“Right … who skips the beginning of their own campaign? That was foolish of me.”
08: Last of the Wilds - Nightwish
Episode 8: Merlin / Magical Mentor
“Why is Guinevere a maid? She’s supposed to be King Arthur’s queen!”
“Ad-ap-tation!”
09: Deceiver of Fools - Within Temptation
Episode 9: American Horror Story: Asylum / National Terror Tale: Looney Bin
“Julian, just promise me that you’re not gonna make this ridiculously profane. Or pornographic.”
“Trust me, I got this.”
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“You brought Doctor Mengele into this too?!”
“No … his name is Hans Gruber!”
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“It’s ok, I like you, so I’ll save you.”
“How?”
“Aliens!”
10: Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede
Episode 10: Guardians of the Galaxy / Defenders of the Cosmos
“Eric, it’s twenty years later, you’re a scavenger in space. You’ve just stolen an orb from an ancient temple and escaped some evil aliens. What do you do next?”
“I fly home to Earth.”
“No, do something else, that’s not dramatic enough.”
“Why can’t I fly home to Earth? Aren’t my friends and family worried about me?”
11: Agent 5 - S. P. O. C. K.
Episode 11: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory / Chaz and the Sweets Sweatshop
“Agents. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the tyrant Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, and bring him down.”
12: Pompeii - E. S. Posthumus
Episode 12: Supernatural / Extraordinary
“Some crazy British thief chick just stole your gun!”
“What?”
“What?!”
“Yeah. And she told the police and they arrested you because they think you’re psychopaths.”
“That’s in Justin’s notes?”
“Nope. And the jailhouse is surrounded by demons. The bad kind of demons, who don’t make deals, or friends!”
13: Don’t Mess With Me - Temposhark
Episode 13: Game of Thrones Season 2 / A Brawl of Monarchs
“See, if Julian’s nephew isn’t the king, then that means … I am. Muahahhahaa! You may kiss the royal ass!”
“No! No one kiss anything!”
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“Mmm, she sounds great. I need a wench like that.”
“Your character’s married!”
“A king can have a hot side piece if he wants! … this one!”
“No man, your character is Lawful Good, you’re extremely loyal to your family!”
“Too late!”
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“I am gonna slam the first bitch I see when I get home!”
“No you won’t! The first WOMAN you see is your sister!”
“I’m not picky.”
“Excuse me?”
“I. Do. Her.”
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“Sara, where are you with your family’s ships?”
“Yeah, that’s not happening anymore.”
“What do you mean?”
“Why should I get your sloppy seconds when I can just plough my own way through? I take Ben’s castle.”
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“Augh! I fuck a random bitch!”
“Ben! Your character is engaged to the daughter of a very violent man!”
“I don’t give a fuck!”
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“I just wanted you guys to have fun in this world full of families and their animal mascots!”
“This game brings out the worst in us. In all of us.”
14: Renegades - Feeder
Episode 14: Avengers / The Revengers
“Oh cool, I’m studying that Tesser-bat thing, what’s it call?”
“It’s not that hard to say.”
“Why not just call it the Sorcerer’s Stone?”
“Or the Ark of the Covenant?”
“Or Kingdom Hearts!”
“Tesseract! Tesser-act! It’s not that hard to say!”
“What about cosmic cube?”
15: Knight of the Wind - Sonic Album
Episode 15: Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers / Energy Scouts
“You guys know you can morph at any time, right?”
16: Teeth in the Grass - Iron & Wine
Episode 16: Jurassic Park / Prehistoric Playland
“I will fell the beast with my plant powers!”
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“How about I do some gymnastics to beat them up!”
“That is a terrible idea. Justin, haven’t you put her in enough danger in this game? It’s a little disturbing how many times you’ve tried to kill her.”
“Yeah, you’re right, let’s move on.”
17: The Lonely Shepherd - Gheorghe Zamfir
Episode 17: Kill Bill / Waste William
“Ok guys, remember, four in-game years have passed since the last time we played this campaign. I trust you all did your homework and advanced your characters appropriately?”