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Fell Through The Ice -- Charlie Drabbles

Apr 12, 2011 11:01

Title: Fell Through The Ice (Incomplete Charlie Drabbles)
Author: audreyii_fic
Fandom: Twilight (Team Jacob)
Rating: M
Characters: Swan Family, Black Family, Clearwater Family
Genre: Humor/Angst
Warnings: Language. Heartfail.

Summary:
Thoughts on Charlie's life.

Notes:
The Twilight Illustrated Guide comes out today (coinciding with the sinking of the ( Read more... )

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April 2003 audreyii_fic April 12 2011, 16:16:32 UTC

His name is Phil.

What a stupid name.

Renee is over the moon. She chatters happily on the phone to you for over an hour, gushing about how Phil is a baseball player, how Phil loves to dance, how Phil gets along great with Bella. (Why shouldn't he? He's closer to her age than Renee's.) They're getting married in a month, on the beach in San Diego, since that's where Phil grew up and he just loves the ocean.

As she describes Bella's bridesmaid dress, you finally understand that she is never coming back. It only took you fifteen years to get it.

She invites you to the wedding. You politely decline.

That night you go on the worst bender of your entire life. You drink beer until the diner closes, then you stumble to the bar and drink whiskey until they close. The bartender is kind enough to steal your keys and make a few calls, and at three AM, it's Harry who drives into the parking lot and finds you puking in the bushes. You haven't thrown up from drinking since college ( ... )

Re: April 2003 lsjcandy April 12 2011, 17:51:28 UTC

I KNEW THAT THIS HAD TO BE MENTIONED SOMEWHERE. STUPID CARDBOARD PARENTS IN THE SAGA.

*hugs Charlie*

Re: April 2003 audreyii_fic April 12 2011, 18:10:01 UTC

Man, you should've seen some of the drabbles I DIDN'T write. (Like how when Bella was a baby Charlie would fly to Phoenix to see her, and once he and Renee had sex and he thought they'd be back together but she acted like it never happened...) Your arms would cramp with the hugging.

Re: April 2003 lsjcandy April 12 2011, 18:18:08 UTC

Please show me those drabbles. PLEASE. You don't even have to post them.

I CAN TAKE TEH AAAAAAAAANGST.

Re: April 2003 audreyii_fic April 12 2011, 18:21:16 UTC

No, they never got typed out. They're just all in the brain.

Re: April 2003 lsjcandy April 12 2011, 18:25:12 UTC

Then type them out :3

Re: April 2003 audreyii_fic April 12 2011, 18:26:33 UTC

I'm already working on this instead of writing the next chapter of The Fire of the Sun...

Re: April 2003 lsjcandy April 12 2011, 18:28:28 UTC

Good. I'm more anxious to see teh drabbles ATM.

Also, tomorrow is Wednesday :)

Re: April 2003 audreyii_fic April 12 2011, 18:32:51 UTC

I know, and I am so far from ready that it's not even funny.

Re: April 2003 lsjcandy April 12 2011, 18:34:58 UTC

Wait, are you writing the chapter for tomorrow?

Re: April 2003 audreyii_fic April 12 2011, 18:36:40 UTC

Yes. Massively, massively behind.

Re: April 2003 lsjcandy April 12 2011, 18:38:41 UTC

Oh oh, tsk tsk, shame on you.

Re: April 2003 lsjcandy April 12 2011, 18:29:34 UTC

And I'm downloading Glee instead of posting my one-shot, writing the drabbles for teh drabble meme or writing the two big fics brewing in my head. I'm a horrible procrastinator. Horrible, I tell you.

Re: April 2003 willow2883 April 13 2011, 05:17:39 UTC

Ah! Where is that? Should. Be. Included. Here.

Re: April 2003 audreyii_fic April 13 2011, 20:45:49 UTC

It's in my head. It's too sad to be typed out.

Re: April 2003 lulu_honey April 12 2011, 22:59:21 UTC

Okay so far Charlie's life sucks! *sniffles*

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