WHAT THE FUCK TWILIGHT FANS?

[aubrey814]

CREEPIEST CRAFT EVER CRAFTED INDEED!!

WHY WON'T THIS SERIES DIE IN A FIRE ALREADY? DX if you are a fan fine. but defend that shit & i'll stab you in the eye.

Comments

[bambooanime]

I'm gonna have nightmares now. Especially after reading this comment by toastandlove: "Oh.My.God. OK so (and this is like 3rd hand internet account) APPARENTLY the third book is ALL KINDS of fucked up. Like, Sparkles and Whatsherface get married, and Whatsherface is all "Can we make sex now PLZ?" and Sparkles is like "OK, but my POWERFUL VAMPIRE MAN STAFF WILL BREAK YOU, so you have to be passed out." So he knocks her out (somehow?) and proceeds to knock her up, BREAKING HER RIBS IN THE PROCESS. Then she has this mutant baby, but it's a vampire so it starts eating her uterus, so they try to do a C section but the mutant baby made the uterus indestructable (???) and can only be penetrated by vampire teeth (??????) so Sparkles and the Sparkle family proceed to EAT THE BABY OUT OF HER. And then a werewolf falls in love with the baby.

A. WEREWOLF. FALLS. IN. LOVE. WITH. THE. MUTANT. VAMPIRE. BABY. WHAT

WHAT

WHAAAAAT"

[aubrey814]

oh! i didn't read the replies. because i thought they would be to f'd up. i was right i guess. DX

[maniacal_x3]

Christ. Do not want. *brain broke*

[aubrey814]

we'll never unsee that. DX

[lokichan2004]

Do not wantx91234554!! o_O

[aubrey814]

it will be with us forever...in therapy! DX

[evercool]

OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? XD;

[aubrey814]

I DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! DX