for the record.

May 23, 2005 22:47

i have a huge bruise on my VAGINA from freak-humping holli at the club last night.
(mental note: one boney-ass hooker should never hump another boney-ass hooker).
at least it was hot.

and on a COMPLETELY different note, i registered for next quarter today.
i will be taking 18 hours.
i am going to cry now.

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wakeupinacoma May 24 2005, 05:34:18 UTC
this made me laugh

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Nice !!! datblowz69 May 24 2005, 14:51:11 UTC
Wish I was there. I need more bony ass hookers dry humping in my life. 18 Hours. I guess I won’t be seeing you any time soon. If you forget what the sun looks like I can send you a picture.

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Re: Nice !!! au_nitor May 25 2005, 20:36:13 UTC

i think i will have to look into adapting your donald trump-esque sleep style. thats the only way i can make time for all this shit!
woe is me.

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Re: Nice !!! datblowz69 May 26 2005, 15:17:04 UTC
Why in the world did you take on 18 hours? Planning on going on into graduate school?

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Re: Nice !!! au_nitor May 27 2005, 02:08:25 UTC

because i want to hurry up and graduate and make some monies.
i did think of graduate school but i havent found any universities that offer a mfa in design. and besides, id rather get an mfa in photography if anything - but first, of course, id have to get a bfa in photography. perhaps a double major is in order, but i dont know for sure yet.

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judasmachine May 24 2005, 17:28:43 UTC
you had best write that on your hand where you are less likely to lose the mental note.

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au_nitor May 25 2005, 20:36:41 UTC

now that would be amusing.

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deepdarkmonkey May 24 2005, 22:11:53 UTC

huh. welcome to the new cruelty. :(

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au_nitor May 25 2005, 20:37:27 UTC

i can give you rates if youd like?

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9whilenine May 26 2005, 01:47:45 UTC
Yes. Nothing is hotter and yet tragic then too boney-ass hookers humping.
Oh the bruises donated and accepted. Like war badges ;)

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