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[attilatehbun]

I WAS going to post about interesting (HA HA RIGHT) stuff, but then I once again managed to work myself into a nice froth of anger and vomit, because that is what I do, so.

FOR THE MOMENT:

Taking prompts in an attempt to cleanse my brain/burn off the anger with creative pursuits. Character/pairing + word/lyric/picture/WACKY HIJINK*

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[attilatehbun]

You always come up with the best prompts.

Though I am going to have to go with the Kate/Eli because I cannot remember the last time I actually watched the Sound of Music and I am not watching again ever sob.

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SHARK WEEK EVEN, BUT I'M NOT SURE THERE'S ANYTHING I LOVE ENOUGH TO WATCH THE SOUND OF MUSIC AGAIN FOR :(

Shelter 1/1

[attilatehbun]

eli/kate; 660+ wds

Eli is not quite quick enough to get his hands up before yet another sneeze rips its way from his sinuses.

"didn't anyone ever teach you the Dracula Sneeze?" Kate says. It certainly sounds like she's smirking, but to be perfectly honest, Eli is having a hard time telling for sure. His eyes are watering so badly that he's technically seeing three of her right now.

"Hate you," he tries to say, but it comes out more like "Hayd oo" and interrupts itself mid-gripe with another, smaller, sneeze.

"You are hopeless," she says, and yup, that's definitely a smile in her voice. Triple-Kate bends over her triple-purse and rummages for a second before coming out with a quadruple-tissue, which she holds out to him.

Eli wants to grumble something about not handing him tissues from her purse and why does she carry tissues and something about being entirely too much like Grandma Faith, but that round of grousing gets derailed almost immediately by another quick succession of sneezes and he gropes for the tissue gratefully

[riko]

sdnajkgnasdkjgnskjdg SERIOUSLY I LOVE YOUR ELI.

[riko]

Sometimes I feel bad about always requesting the same thing but then I think about it harder and decide no, wait, I don't!

Billy/Teddy, "We're just impatient for Fridays."

[attilatehbun]

Considering it's all I ever write and I don't feel bad about it I think we are in good shape, so whatever!

And hmmmm. Just-slightly-in-the-future!fic okay by you?

[riko]

I believe the only appropriate response I can give to the prospect of future!fic of any sort by you is: UNFyes please go ahead.

[attilatehbun]

This is shaping up into stupid domestic fic so you are probably not going to get it until tomorrow sorry. :(