Don't hate the diet, hate the writer. It's easy!

[attack_laurel]

Continuing with the sales enticements:

14k gold plate earrings and sterling silver earrings for those with nickel-sensitive ears.
Nightcap pattern samples for you to look at (Reconstructing History will have them) and pre-order.
A small number of hats (Eadric's booth).
Dress rosettes.

But enough of the sales pitch - As you may know (or might not -

Comments

[living400lbs]

And sad fat is just depressing. Here, have some Boiled Tongue with tomato sauce.

That should cheer you right up.

*shaking with muffled laughter*

[lifeofglamour]

Try and SEE yourself growing thin.

Huh. I'm not seeing it. Maybe I'm not trying hard enough. I *am* seeing myself growing irate though. Does that count?

[kargashina]

icon love

[evangelion842]

Icon love for your fair isle slippers.

[zihuatanejo]

AHAHAHAHHAAAA!

*Snort* I am really going to relish that chicken salad I packed for lunch today...

[cathgrace]

"All the violent anti-obesity cures are touched with this defect-they work no permanent result and, in addition, though they may destroy the fat they leave the body shriveled, wrinkled, uncomely. One might as well be fat as to walk the earth in a fat man's misfit skin."

This line reminds me of the "do you have UGLY stretchmarks?" commercials. Why yes I do...... Thanks for making me feel UGLY.

[taamar]

I hate those.

Not me, I have BEAUTIFUL stretch marks, like awards for a gestation well done. My love tells me that they make me look like a tiger.

[lorebubeck]

Ooo, I like that! I'm a tiger!!! (Hey, I had twins, I have stretch marks that have stretch marks!)

[boogieshoes]

i met someone once who had stretch marks that looked like a permanent lacy imprint on their belly. it was very pretty.

-bs

[noxcat]

*rolls eyes because words fail her*

I'm not gonna go in to weight loss/healthy eating. I could write my own book that will get mocked 100 years later.