A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...

[atrum_astrum]

It is a period of civil war on the calcium follicle planet Afronium. The fierce and beautiful Princess Sashadala is caught in a bitter battle betwen her lover, a the strange Wookie-like creature she's entranced by, luring her to an afternoon on the back of his speeder, and a dedicated young Jedi, able to imitate the moving pictures on the

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[rundowner]

Little did the young Jedi know that when he returned to his home planet of Hacknooine after a daylong battle alongside his abrasive but familiar friend Han Gover, he would find waiting a gift from the Princess, an anthem to inspire Rebel forces and call them to battle...

Good job I'm tall or the Alliance might have crumbled. Darth Margherita was a particular tour de force but in the sober light of day I'm afraid Yoda looks less like EAT ME YOU WILL than EAT ME WHY MUST YOU and I feel a bit guilty. Just a bit, mind.

Jedi-Masterful mastering and of course I'm sharing. There was a moment of doubt where I thought it might be too good for the world, but no, the message must be heard (he said, posing dramatically).

Also think I might owe your Mr (I think Wookie's the sort of thing only you might get to call him?) a pint or two for his sacrifice. No beating Rebel hospitality. x

[atrum_astrum]

HA <3 And that anthem goes....?

Thankfully you are indeed. Somehow my Force suggestions cannot penetrate his impressive mental force field. Let's not...dwell on Yoda's last wishes. I AM SURE he would have been most pleased to serve as a warrior against perishment for Jedis everywhere...on Micawber Street.

You definitely need to share that, the lads got a serious thrill out of it at the very least. Band legend, you are.

Hmmm maybe. There's one way to find out? :P Drinks though, for sure. Win us back some good favour. x

[rundowner]

Patience for the multitasking Jedi, Princess, but share I will.

Well, figures he'd be strong of mind-- I'd expect nothing less, if strong in some unfortunate areas. Maybe I should try the Force again; Yoda's face might have imparted some powers.

I've never been a legend before (well, there was one time with some scotch eggs, but the less said about that the better)! Probably the epic ballad in my honour is a few anthems off yet, though.

Drinks all round! But I would never knowingly upset a Wookie.

[atrum_astrum]

You should! I am going to give it another go as well, though for almost a year on now I've been thwarted!

Legend isn't necessarily a good thing from this lot. I'll hold back about the scotch eggs (but now know what our next drunken 20 questions game is about) but I can't promise you won't be prompted to perform live if cornered.

Smart man. Knocked everyone's least favourite Gungan on his arse last time he was riled. XD

[prinklebrick]

Bloody hell, Yoda appears to have elephantitis of the cheeks. Other than that, colour me duly impressed, well done.

[atrum_astrum]

Sorry I couldn't hear your criticism of Yoda's adorably peppered face over the sound of your RAGING JEALOUSY.

They were even edible! A feat for Sashawan.