(Untitled)

[atroposnomore]

little Keith: "Fuck means things dump all over the place. Fuck means, people make a mess

Comments

[lilgwen]

omg times like these i am glad gabe has a speech problem. although he does say OH SHIT at times hehe. he just hasn't figured out how to say fuck yet.

[mayna]

I'm constantly reminding my dad to watch his mouth around Maylie. He doesn't say the F word but he says shit and damn a decent amount.

[athena8827]

heh heh

one time (about 2 years ago), we were at my mom's and he was playing with this battery powered playdough drill she gave him. He turns to her an matter-of-factly says "Gwamman, the fucking drill won't work!"

Bwaaahahahahahah. My mom about peed her pants.

And Bruce is always saying "Aidan, now you know not to repeat what Mommy says."

Use different words

[garyamort]

Pick a show and pick up different slang. Not only does it remove it from the area of offensive, it gets you strange looks.

Battlestar Galactica: Fedelgarb is a great replacement for Fuck.

Reboot: Stay Frosty! - keep cool Alphanumeric! - cool

Rolie Poly Olie: Dingley Dangley Doodle! - instead of Fuck

Raffi's Favorite: Oh Pickles! instead of Damn

And the biggest benefit is that when you do slip and swear, everyone, and I mean everyone, will stop and stare at you and wonder what was so amazingly bad that you swore.