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"You have reached the messaging service of Ghanima Atreides. I am not in, obviously, so you'll need to leave a message at the tone. I would apologize for the inconvenience, except that if you ask my brother, it was already pre-determined. Leto is obviously no fun at parties."
*BEEEEP*
*BEEEEP*
"If you think something funny's happening, it's probably just your fucking body changing as it goes through puberty. Your chest is going to get a little bigger, you're going to get hair in places you haven't had hair before and you're going to have sexual urges towards the opposite or the same sex. It's all part of the body's natural evolution. So, chin up! Accept the funny and stick your fucking chest out like you own the place! Just make sure to keep the hairy places clean!"
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