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[atomic16]

...Linds? This doesn't look like a party. Linds?

[There's a small pause as Sulphur waits for some kind of response.]

Lindsey, this isn't funny. Leaving me alone isn't really a good idea, especially when I don't even know where I am. Would you like it if I covered your eyes, took you somewhere, then wandered off without you? No? I didn't think

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[conquistasal]

Woah! Don' panic, miss! Tha's prolly 'bout th' wors' thing y'could get t'doin' 'round here when y'first show up. Jus'... I donno, breathe? Yeah, def don' stop breathin', that's bad fer most people.

Listen, if ya need any help, I don' do anything ever, so I got time. M'names Sal.

[atomic16]

It's a teensy-tiny but too late for the whole not panicking thing, but -- I'm still breathing?

[She would be thanking you right now if she wasn't a total brat.]

[conquistasal]

My bad, shoulda gotten on that quicker. Least yer breathin'! Tha's good.

Like I said, I'm Sal. Tha's usually a cue fer people t'also introduce themselves, but if not, I can call ya th' Breathin' Wonder! I think s'got a particular ring to it.

[atomic16]

"Breathing Wonder"? No. My name's Sulphur.

[blitzmeister]

Afraid I'm gonna have to concur that you won't be getting home, or seeing your Lindsey any time soon. Just something you'll have to deal with.

In the mean time, I'd suggest looking around the ship to see if there's anything to tickle your fancy. There's a myriad of passtimes here, and something for everyone!

[atomic16]

[And here's the billionth person spewing all this logic-defying crap at her. Errrgh.]

I will be getting home, thank you very much. And I'm sure there isn't a single entertaining thing on this stupid ship, especially not for me.