Twittercaked 3/?
Authors Note - This one is utterly ridiculous and would never happen, and I used authors prerogative to take some huge liberties with Todd. I don't care, because it was way fun to write even if I'm not 100% pleased with the final result. I'm sharing it anyway.
Title: Twittercaked 3/?
Rating: G
Pairing or Character: Anyone on Atlantis is fair game. Except possibly Telya, who finds Twitter uncouth and annoying and refuses to sink to that level. ;)
Genre: Humor, totally
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Neither Stargate Atlantis nor Twitter are mine; I just felt like squishing them together to see what happened.
Word Count: Currently around 700ish, I'm thinking.
Spoilers: All five seasons
Summary: SGA and Twitter. Nuff said.
First part
Second part
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SignalInterrupted
Meanwhile, as soon as Todd and his merry band of Wraith Rebels get within range…
::communicator beeps::
You have 8456 new messages
***
PrettyInPaint
11:46 WTF is Twitter and why do I have 8500 messages from it?!
WaySmarterThanU
11:48 @ FlyBoy You were supposed to reprogram Lorne’s old phone and disconnect it from our network *before* you handed it over to our enemies, moron!
FlyBoy
11:51 @WaySmarterThanU How was I supposed to know he’d pick up texting so fast!
WaySmarterThanU
11:54 @FlyBoy YOU JUST HANDED THE KEY TO OUR COMMUNICATION NETWORK OVER TO THE WRAITH
FlyBoy
11:55 @WaySmarterThanU Only the ones on our side
WaySmarterThanU
11:58@ FlyBoy SUPPOSEDLY on our side; as in, PROBABLY STILL WORKING FOR THE WRAITH. It’s like you WANT him to hack into our system
FlyBoy
12:00 @WaySmarterThanU Way to give him ideas, McKay. Besides, none of us are stupid enough to leave important files lying around on a public network
WaySmarterThanU
12:01 @FlyBoy Apparently you ARE stupid enough because you just HANDED THE KEY TO OUR COMMUNICATION NETWORK OVER TO THE WRAITH
FlyBoy
12:04@WaySmarterThanU Oh, please. The most damning evidence he’ll see is Miko’s fan fiction, Zelenka’s pigeon porn, and the Marine’s D&D log.
CzechLaVie
12:04 @ FlyBoy It is research!
WaySmarterThanU
12:05 @ FlyBoy IT’S THE CONCEPT OF THINGS
12:06 @CzechLaVie Yeah, right, you pervy pigeon fancier. Just like you own all of the Bring It On movies so you can research the dance moves
FlyBoy
12:08 @CzechLaVie Psst…you, me, movie marathon next weekend!
PrettyInPaint
12:12 You are a very strange species
*
PrettyInPaint
12:31 @PrettyInPant Hey, bug brains! Get your own Twitter name!
NaughtyScot
12:32 @PrettyInPaint We all must learn to share, children
PrettyInPaint
12:33 @NaughtyScot But I had it first!
WaySmarterThanU
12:34 OH MY GOD, I AM SURROUNDED BY MORONS!
*
HotToddy
13:13 This method if communication and file sharing on this “internet” is incredible. How can we get our net to work like this?
WaySmarterThanU
13:15 Oh, god, he’s been exposed to Earth pop culture for an hour and the first thing he picks up are puns
NaughtyScot
13:17 @WaySmarterThanU Can’t fault the lad for being equipped with a wraith of wit
FlyBoy
13:21 @WaySmarterThanU It’s a Writhicism
WaySmarterThanU
13:25 I am in hell. A shiny, floating hell. No scientific advancement is worth this
HotToddy
13:29 @WaySmarterThanU That is what she said!
WaySmarterThanU
13:33 ::headdesks self into coma::
FlyBoy
13:34 @HotToddy and @NaughtyScot ::high fives::
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A/N - Yeah, so about the authors prerogative; I doubt Todd would know what 'WTF' means well enough to use it, but I just wasn't willing to sacrifice it and pass up that first line. Also, I know the puns are horrible. That is kind of the point.
Title: Twittercaked 3/?
Rating: G
Pairing or Character: Anyone on Atlantis is fair game. Except possibly Telya, who finds Twitter uncouth and annoying and refuses to sink to that level. ;)
Genre: Humor, totally
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Neither Stargate Atlantis nor Twitter are mine; I just felt like squishing them together to see what happened.
Word Count: Currently around 700ish, I'm thinking.
Spoilers: All five seasons
Summary: SGA and Twitter. Nuff said.
First part
Second part
-----
SignalInterrupted
Meanwhile, as soon as Todd and his merry band of Wraith Rebels get within range…
::communicator beeps::
You have 8456 new messages
***
PrettyInPaint
11:46 WTF is Twitter and why do I have 8500 messages from it?!
WaySmarterThanU
11:48 @ FlyBoy You were supposed to reprogram Lorne’s old phone and disconnect it from our network *before* you handed it over to our enemies, moron!
FlyBoy
11:51 @WaySmarterThanU How was I supposed to know he’d pick up texting so fast!
WaySmarterThanU
11:54 @FlyBoy YOU JUST HANDED THE KEY TO OUR COMMUNICATION NETWORK OVER TO THE WRAITH
FlyBoy
11:55 @WaySmarterThanU Only the ones on our side
WaySmarterThanU
11:58@ FlyBoy SUPPOSEDLY on our side; as in, PROBABLY STILL WORKING FOR THE WRAITH. It’s like you WANT him to hack into our system
FlyBoy
12:00 @WaySmarterThanU Way to give him ideas, McKay. Besides, none of us are stupid enough to leave important files lying around on a public network
WaySmarterThanU
12:01 @FlyBoy Apparently you ARE stupid enough because you just HANDED THE KEY TO OUR COMMUNICATION NETWORK OVER TO THE WRAITH
FlyBoy
12:04@WaySmarterThanU Oh, please. The most damning evidence he’ll see is Miko’s fan fiction, Zelenka’s pigeon porn, and the Marine’s D&D log.
CzechLaVie
12:04 @ FlyBoy It is research!
WaySmarterThanU
12:05 @ FlyBoy IT’S THE CONCEPT OF THINGS
12:06 @CzechLaVie Yeah, right, you pervy pigeon fancier. Just like you own all of the Bring It On movies so you can research the dance moves
FlyBoy
12:08 @CzechLaVie Psst…you, me, movie marathon next weekend!
PrettyInPaint
12:12 You are a very strange species
*
PrettyInPaint
12:31 @PrettyInPant Hey, bug brains! Get your own Twitter name!
NaughtyScot
12:32 @PrettyInPaint We all must learn to share, children
PrettyInPaint
12:33 @NaughtyScot But I had it first!
WaySmarterThanU
12:34 OH MY GOD, I AM SURROUNDED BY MORONS!
*
HotToddy
13:13 This method if communication and file sharing on this “internet” is incredible. How can we get our net to work like this?
WaySmarterThanU
13:15 Oh, god, he’s been exposed to Earth pop culture for an hour and the first thing he picks up are puns
NaughtyScot
13:17 @WaySmarterThanU Can’t fault the lad for being equipped with a wraith of wit
FlyBoy
13:21 @WaySmarterThanU It’s a Writhicism
WaySmarterThanU
13:25 I am in hell. A shiny, floating hell. No scientific advancement is worth this
HotToddy
13:29 @WaySmarterThanU That is what she said!
WaySmarterThanU
13:33 ::headdesks self into coma::
FlyBoy
13:34 @HotToddy and @NaughtyScot ::high fives::
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A/N - Yeah, so about the authors prerogative; I doubt Todd would know what 'WTF' means well enough to use it, but I just wasn't willing to sacrifice it and pass up that first line. Also, I know the puns are horrible. That is kind of the point.