FIC: No More Quasi-Religious Alien Sex Rituals - PG-13 - John/Rodney

[icarusancalion]

Recipient: texanfan
Title: No More Quasi-Religious Alien Sex Rituals
Author: icarusancalion
Rating: PG-13 (believe it or not)
Word count: ~3,000
Category: slashy
Spoilers: None.
Summary: John desperately tries to bail himself out of trouble.
A/N: Thank you to fullygoldy for being willing to beta light-hearted fluff at the last minute. texanfan's request: "John and Rodney getting into

Comments

[feanna]

"Never bring a camera,"
"Rodney. The nice thing about alien societies," John explained in a dry voice, "is that people will believe anything you say about them."

Oh, my god this cracked me up. The poor boys... (Though I want a copy of that tape.)

[icarusancalion]

How long do you think it will before a copy of it will be floating around on Atlantis' black market?

Icarus

[tingler]

Before they finished their showers?

[icarusancalion]

*splutters*

Yeah, I think you're right about that.

[lavvyan]

"... I hope you both have learned your lesson?"

John nodded his agreement.

"Never bring a camera," he said without a moment's hesitation.

*laughs hard enough to scare the cat*

I can see John deliver that line, too. :D

[icarusancalion]

*g* He means it, too. It's never about not doing anything stupid. What's important is not getting caught doing something stupid.

[icarusancalion]

Silly woman. But I suppose it was worth a try. Trouble is, both John and Rodney are shameless. *g*

[merelyn]

*giggles* Oh god, I felt so embarrassed for them. Hilarious, this.

[icarusancalion]

fullygoldy pointed out that Ronon was never going to let them forget about this.

*snigger*

[krysalys]

Not to mention Teyla's gonna want to see a copy of the tape, and then smack John and Rodney for leaving such obvious evidence behind.
*splorfle*
Behind...
*falls over laughing again*
-----}-@

[fullygoldy]

yeah, every time Rodney starts to whine about having to do something halfway demeaning or unpleasant, Ronon's gonna remind him: "McKay. I had to carry you through the 'gate while you puked all over my feet." Hee!

[texanfan]

Wonderful! As many strange societies as the SGC has come across I'm sure they could get away with just about anything. I love that explanation for the many "aliens made them do it" scenarios.

I'd love to get my hands on that tape. :)

[icarusancalion]

Ah, yes. The secret has been revealed: the aliens have never, ever, made anyone do it. But the excuse has been in circulation for ten years now. ;)

I'd love to get my hands on that tape. :)

Currently Zelenka is selling it for....