Go, read now!

[athene]

Stolen from aeire's twitter, evil, evil woman that she is.

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html - go read this. I can't believe someone actually published it...i laughed so hard I almost started crying.

Comments

[kjpepper]

as I commented in the original post, this needs to be xposted to weepingcock

[gailmom]

omdg, thank you. I needed that.

*wipes laughter tear*

Now you just know I have to go see if I can download and hear the "dramatic reading"...

[mtgordon]

Thank you for posting this! This must be shared...

[knighthorse]

Tongue is a ferret? Feet were marmosets? LOCUSTS?!? What the fuck?

Orchid within the moss? I think they make a salve for that.

Her buttocks were what?

[austingoddess]

I guess her upper elbow, nape of the beck, big toe, scalp and nostril were unremarkable.