Hello? *taps monitor* Are you out there?

Jan 13, 2009 13:08

The internet is very quiet today.
What is it, have you all suddenly got real lives or something?

Bastards.

This level of crankiness is brought to you by Having A Headache, and Not Being Able To Do The Things I Need To Do.

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raselhague January 13 2009, 13:15:28 UTC
I am being quiet because otherwise I think I'll get ranty...

*grumbles at work stuff*

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athena25 January 13 2009, 13:21:29 UTC
That's fair, ok, that makes two of us...

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raselhague January 13 2009, 14:01:40 UTC
Maybe I'll find some fun meme thing or something to do. ;)

Just to make things more sparkly.

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The Internet Is Pretending It's Not In mr_h_r_hughes January 13 2009, 13:26:51 UTC
Sssshhhhhhhhhh

*sound of stifled giggles*

Sssssshhh, she'll go away in a minute...

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Re: The Internet Is Pretending It's Not In athena25 January 13 2009, 13:48:09 UTC
I knew it!

Mum! The Internet is picking on me!

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Re: The Internet Is Pretending It's Not In mr_h_r_hughes January 13 2009, 13:59:18 UTC
You should see what The Internet wrote about you on the back of that boy whos smells of cabbage in 2E's maths book!

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Re: The Internet Is Pretending It's Not In athena25 January 13 2009, 14:07:48 UTC
Yeah, like The Internet can spell...

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annabellelaw January 13 2009, 13:29:21 UTC
I'm here but I'm drawing!

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burge January 13 2009, 13:59:47 UTC
Work. I have work, which involves researching data and making calculations. The thrill of fiscal stimulus packages!

whee.

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athena25 January 13 2009, 14:06:07 UTC
I understood some of those words.

Go me!

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blaqasphalt January 13 2009, 14:06:40 UTC
There is nothing wrong with your laptop. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your laptop. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Internet.

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