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[bipolar_bride]

[ It wasn’t the first time she’d been confused over her identity, though this was the first time she had woken up in her underwear in a tube of goo. At least, from what she could remember… Hell, she didn’t remember large chunks of time, but she hoped this wasn’t some taboo hobby lurking in the weeds.

She just knew that the sight of the number

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[hagyjbeken]

[Oh hell. Unless Russia was bringing in his own siblings to this place now, this was ruling out her idea of it being him. Which, to be honest, was a slightly terrifying prospect. Because if she was able to blame this stuff on him, then it'd at least be something familiar.

With a frown she finally flicks on the video, watching Belarus closely.]

Considering that America is here, it's not his doing. And none of us can get home.

[bipolar_bride]

[She pauses, first due to the face greeting her and secondly, the information said face was telling her. Obviously still suspicious, this one]

Oh, I am sure he is LAMENTING at the idea of being in space. He could still be responsible.

[And lower, maybe even amused -- in that bitchy way she's capable of:] Have you seen Vanya? You seem to be having better luck running into him, hm?

[hagyjbeken]

[Tiniest bit of a cringe, trying to not let her see that. That last part, guh, she knows that tone far too well. But she has to be strong and not let her see any sort of fear from her, she knows that much.]

He arrived the same time the rest of us did and was genuinely just as confused about what was going on. He's not a great actor, so I'd take it as sincere.

[And that part about her brother, ugh...] As far as I know, he's not here. Thankfully.

[bipolar_bride]

[She's not a wild animal --I mean, she can't smell fear. Even if she's good at spotting it at a distance, whether or not it's there. Doesn't like what she's hearing, too much though]

As if I would be bel--[face going stony here] I will take that as you being secure that he is safe back home and not as his presence being UNWANTED...

1/??????

[starstripedhero]

[ YOUR TYPICAL COMMUNIST FREE DAY ABOARD SOME UNKNOWN SHIP GOING TO SOME UNKNOWN LOCATION WITH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ABOARD. Nothing to worry him besides GETTING THE HELL BACK HOME and busting some ALIEN BALLS or something. However, he's pinged at the word hero and instantly replies with this without much of a thought: ]

YES, YOUR HERO IS HERE, THERE IS NO NEED TO FEAR.....--

[ Wait... that accent... ]

2.????

[starstripedhero]

[ cringing, turning to look at the communicator and.. ]
Oh hell. OH HELL.

EVERYBODY STAY CALM WE'VE GOT A LIVE ON HERE. COMMIE-TITS ALL UP IN MY GRILL------

TONY, MAKE NOTE OF THIS. RUSSIA'S SISTER IS ON THE SHIP NOW, EVERYBODY SHOULD HIDE THEIR POINTY AND BLUNT OBJECTS. SHE'LL BE CLIMBIN' IN YOUR WINDOWS, SNATCHING YOUR DAGGERS UP---

[ He's aware that Belarus isn't Communist anymore. Other countries have been Communists before get different treatment because this is different. This isn't just former USSR; this is nutso whacko woman that freakishly in love with Russia kind of former USSR. AKA: She is still threatening to him even if he helped her in the past. ]

3/????

[starstripedhero]

[ Dramatic theatrics aside, America is all suited up, hands on his hips. He seems to be communicating somewhere outside of his room.
Teeth clenching, he points a finger at Belarus. ]

Look. O.K. Your brother obtaining some alien space craft is one thing, but kidnapping his sister on it as well is another thing. That's low, man. Low, low.

And even if you give me the heebie jeebies, it is STILL my responsibility to get you back home to the asylum safely. I'm sure they're missing your company there.

DONE.

[starstripedhero]

AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, NONE OF THIS IS MY FAULT.

[ Cause he didn't hear you the first time. ]

If ANYTHING, I'm trying to get us all out of this mess!

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[wiener_bonbons]

[...Well. If she's here, it probably means it's not Russia's doing. Either that, or Russia is more heartless than he thought. ... Well, he is, but this sort of treatment towards her honestly wouldn't make any sense. Sending her away? Nah.

Unless this is some roundabout plan to ensure everyone is obedient towards him when they return.

ohgod]

If it's any comfort, most people I've talked to seem to think this was a crazy mistake, some fluke nobody meant to cause. Which means everyone is trying to get us out of it. I doubt anyone really wants us here.

[bipolar_bride]

[You'll never know, Austria. You will never know... until Russia gets here if he does--

Still, she doesn't have a problem with Austria besides finding him much too pretty. So, in comparison, ineffective. :|] A fluke? Avstriya; we were captured in deep space- What kind of fluke is this being?

Who is 'everyone'?

[intense staring commence]

[wiener_bonbons]

[C-caught a little off guard by that stare. God she's so unnerving, why.]

A fluke, I mean -- I would imagine it's some sort of new technology that hasn't been worked out yet.

And by "everyone" I mean the people I've talked to on this ship. Which... admittedly isn't very many, but there are a lot of people that we don't know at all.

...What year is it, for you? I only ask because I've been told I've either lost memory or I'm... from a different time.

[bipolar_bride]

That plucks people from their homes indiscriminately? Nonsense... [frowning at the question, she replied a little slower than usual] Ah, it is 2011.

[hey, Austria looks like Austria no matter the time...]

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[bearsthevision]

[ The video opens up to a little girl of about 11 with her face in her hands and--ooh, yes. She's facepalming. ]

This America individual certainly makes quite the enemies.

video; threadjack

[starstripedhero]

[ HEY LOOK WHO IT IS..... ]

Dude, you don't even know. They're against me cause they're just jealous. It hurts sometimes, man, but you just gotta stay optimistic and press on! Evaluate yourself and remember how KICKASS YOU ARE and how DELUSIONAL everyone else is.

Gives you all the reason to think highly of me, be my bro, make your leader, all that shit. [ HAVE A WINK; HOLLYWOOD SMILE WITH TEETH TWINKLE. ]

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[bearsthevision]

I'm unable to be your 'bro.'

...I'm kind of a girl.

[bipolar_bride]

[Aw, a child... Natalia is bad with children.]

I am thinking it is a hobby of his...

[ONLY TO BE INTERRUPTED WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE UGH YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FORMER 'BROTHER' FIGURE, AMERICA]

America, shut. Up. How much hot air must you contribute in a span of five minutes?