[Video]

[generarity]

Is this working...? I think I'm getting the hang of these little things!

[Dainty clearing of the throat!]

Well! As long as we're all stuck on board for who knows how long, this would be the perfect opportunity for all of us to get to know one another, hm? We have to look on the bright side of this and embrace our chance to make new friends from

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[video]

[sailorhonesty]

What th'...Rarity? Y'all're here in this metal contraption too?

[video]

[generarity]

...Applejack! Oh, Applejack, you would not believe what I have been through today! Oh, but I suppose it's all happened to you too... Your brother's here, have you seen him yet?

[video]

[sailorhonesty]

Jus' been wanderin' around fer the last hour or so since Ah found mah hooves...er...whatevah hewmans have.

[A beat]

Wait a sec, Big Macintosh is here?

[video]

[generarity]

He is! And I'm afraid he too has been transformed just as we have. He didn't seem too upset, at least...

[video]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[Have an EXASPERATED troll face staring at you, Rarity.]

Wwhere the hell are wwe supposed to find a sewwin' machine? [Pause.] If you evven havve the slightest idea, I wwill hunt it dowwn. I'm not gonna die in this jumpsuit, that's for fuckin' sure.

[video]

[generarity]

[What kind of dialect is that? Some of those words do NOT EXIST in any pony's vocabulary.]

Well, this place is supposedly huge... I wouldn't even know where to start looking. Search everywhere! I know I'll be searching every nook and cranny if I have to.

[video]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[You'll catch on, Rarity. Eridan will teach you.]

Ugh. This place is too fuckin' big to be searchin' evverywwhere. Havve you checked out all'a the lockers? Maybe someone's stashed a machine awway in there...

[He pauses, then pulls at some of his (grossly slicked back, hanging in his face) hair.] You seem t'knoww all about good fuckin' taste, so maybe you knoww wwhere I can find some fuckin' hairspray or gel or somethin' that didn't come from a test tube. Spot anythin' like that around here?

[video with matching icons for NO REASON]

[generarity]

I never thought to try opening any of the ones that didn't match the numbers on my arm... If I found one, do you suppose the owner would mind? No-- of course not, it's for a good cause! I'm sure one of the lockers has hair spray for you as well.

[Video]

[babbletechno]

I am Heatwave. You're doing fine with the comm, by the way.

Are these really that offensive?

[He holds up one arm to show the sleeve of the jumpsuit.]

[Video]

[generarity]

Oh, thank you. They're really not so bad once you know what they're for.

And yes, I'm afraid these outfits are simply atrocious. I wouldn't be caught wearing one back home, but if this is all they have and humans have to be wearing something at all times, I'll just have to put on a brave face and suffer through it...

[Video]

[babbletechno]

I think it's a uniform. Human organizations sometimes wore them, particularly military organizations. I believe it's a way to distinguish friend from enemy. Like insignias or visual IFF codes.

[Video]

[generarity]

Well, I should hope we're all friends here regardless of what we're wearing.

[Video]

[generarity]

[Oh right, the typing thing again. Rarity does not trust these new finger things enough to try it yet.]

Thank you ever so much, Richard Harrow.

[Video]

[generarity]

I admit it certainly isn't for everyone. It takes not only patience but a steady hoof-- er, haaand-- and a keen eye for detail. And it is so much work, but very worth it in the end to make a customer happy.

[sermonize]

Introductions, hmm? Signless should suffice as a name, for the time being.

[generarity]

Signless...? Do you not have your Cutie Mark?

[What a TRAGEDY.]

[sermonize]

I apologize, but what is this Mark?

[generarity]

Oh! A special mark related to our unique talents, which usually appear in late childhood. In ponies it appears on our flanks, but it seems humans have them on your arms. And they all look similar, don't they?