[voice]

[hauntedbymemory]

Any G.U.N units out there, this is Agent Shadow. I've been brought aboard a spacecraft known as the Tranquility through unknown measures. Situation and hostility currently unknown

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[in_three]

You know as much as we do, buddy.

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[hauntedbymemory]

[Dryly:]

Wonderful.

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[in_three]

But a friendly bit of advice? That probably isn't the best way to go making friends on an alien vessel.

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[hauntedbymemory]

Whoever said I was looking to make friends?

[hvymetalheroics]

Where's your sense of dramatic timing? At least wait until there's a proper moment of pathos to whip out the death threats! Otherwise there's no tension, no emotive investment in you! People are going to be way to concerned about their situation to give a crap about some dude who also woke up sticky and naked in a tube.

Sheesh, nothing but sophomoric nimrods and wannabe villains so far...

[hauntedbymemory]

I don't care for dramatic timing or anything of the sort.

[hvymetalheroics]

That's your problem, then. You don't know when to levy a good threat for maximum results!

[hauntedbymemory]

As long as it yields some kind of result, that's all that matters.

[sermonize]

What are you rightfully supposed to be?

[hauntedbymemory]

A hedgehog.

[sermonize]

[ uh.... ]

Curious. I wonder why.

[hauntedbymemory]

I wonder why myself.