JACK NOIR ==> [VIDEO] two

[hesalreadyhere]

[Oh hey look, a giant winged one-armed spacedog with tentacles and an exoskeleton! Everyone who hasn't been acquainted with Jack yet, feel free to boggle at this nonsense. The fuck is this guy even

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[statsraaden]

I see your point. I don't throw food, myself. It would seem nobody here has been hungry in their lives, or they wouldn't do that.

[hesalreadyhere]

You better fucking not, or I'll know! [munchmunch]

Where I'm from you'd probably get fucking murdered for throwing this kind of shit out and not even the goody-two-shoes types would give a fuck.

[statsraaden]

As I said, I don't. And I think I would give a 'fuck'.

[hesalreadyhere]

Good, 'cause you should. Everyone should.

[gulp

rifling through trash some more]

Shit, is that an apple??

[video]

[circumitus]

That's disgusting.

[Is she talking about the waste of food, or Jack eating out of the garbage? Who knows!]

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[hesalreadyhere]

Shut your fucking trap, this is delicious!

[and now he's (space-)grabbing a jar of peanutbutter to add to this mess. Peanutbuttersteak, mmmmmmmmm.]

[video]

[circumitus]

Is it really, or are you just doing that to make a point?

[Because no sane person would eat peanutbuttersteak like it's from the goddamn Outback Steakhouse.

[...she thinks.]

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[hesalreadyhere]

[no sane person who isn't Jack Noir

and, well. part dog.]

Well it's not my fault if you're too goddamn picky! If no one else is gonna eat this shit then I sure as hell will!

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[suitedforcoffee]

The irony of this hostile little public service announcement is that none of that food has now gone to waste. If you had a burning desire to act as the ship's garbage disposal, you could have mentioned.

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[hesalreadyhere]

It's only "garbage" because you assholes tried to throw it out, dumbass! And if you all weren't so fucking wasteful it wouldn't even be a damn problem!!

[FUMING for the sake of fuming really]

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[suitedforcoffee]

I think you missed my point. We could write your name on all the bins, if that would make you feel better.

[And Ianto is just...trolling for the sake of trolling. Sorry. :'D]

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[hesalreadyhere]

I don't want your fucking garbage!!

[except he... does...]

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[deducings]

My. How appetizing.

SH

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[hesalreadyhere]

damn straight it is
itd look better if you people didnt fucking throw it out for no reason

you trying to shush me or something
fuck you

[uncodlyawwesome]

gross

[wait this is the guy he was so afraid of????

he's eating garbage!!!

that's so nonthreatening.]

[hesalreadyhere]

at least im not a loser
shut up or ill eat your goddamn fishsticks

[that... could mean a lot of things]

[uncodlyawwesome]

right ok wwell havve fun bein fuckin contentious an shit i guess

[sufficiently creeped out BY ALL POSSIBLE MEANINGS.]