"50 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts", Appendix G
50 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts
Appendix A
Appendix B
Appendix C: 50 Things Kleenexwoman, 12th level chaotic neutral mage, is not allowed to do at Hogwarts
Appendix E: 101 things haldirsbitch is not allowed to do at Hogwarts
Appendix D
Appendix F
ETA:Appendix H: Still more Errata, Yet more Addenda
Errata [warning- don't even think of clicking these links at work!]-
Not allowed to make side trips to Deva on Hogsmeade weekends.
We are not "one of the fun mystical orders".
The Giant Squid is not interested in "tentacoo wape".
Hogwarts was not designed by Grimtooth.
"Fap fap fap" is not a mystical incantation.
-"Shlick shlick shlick" isn't, either.
-Not even if you claim to be doing a tantric ritual.
Must not put in one blue contact lens and one green one and follow Luna Lovegood around.
text_eva's codicils-
"Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell.
-Attempting to say it backwards is also not a spell.
-Teaching it to Peeves will get me a detention.
Must not ask Bill Weasley where else he's pierced.
-and certainly not ask to see it.
-And if it do see it, I must take photos.
-I must not post said photos in the common room.
The First Years are not 'pledges' and they do not need 'hazing'. (Megalomaniageek)
- Might still do it anyway.
- Might use this list as a guide
Don't give shampoo to Snape every Christmas. (Megalomaniageek)
- If you insist, at least don't put your name on it.
- Or someone elses. Especially if it rhymes in "otter"
Draco Malfoy's name is not Westley, nor the Dread Pirate Roberts, and I should stop referring to him as such. (ebilleprechaun)
-I must not set ROUS size on him to test this.
-Unless he is willing to jump down a hill screaming "Asss yoooou wiiiiisssshhhh"
writers_wrath's addenda-
Shouting 'Crucio' at students while brandishing a quill/pencil isn't remotely funny."
Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
snowelf's addenda-
My grandfather is not Death, and I am not allowed to telly anyone he is.
- Even if it's true.
Skeletons' ribs are not xylophones.
I am allowed a cat, a rat, a frog or an owl, not a Swamp Dragon.
Trying to bribe the librarian with bananas will not get me into the restricted section.
Megalomaniageek's addenda-
"Shpadoinkle" is not a spell.
Snape's ingredient cabinet/closet is not filled with yummy candy, and I should stop telling the first years that it is.
- moreso, it is not filled with any kind of drug.
I am not to make hundreds of muggle inside jokes to witches and wizards who will not get them.
- Especially if they are offensive and/or suggestive
- Yes, this does include introducing yourself to Harry (or anybody else for that matter) as Mary Sue.
Breaking the fourth wall is unacceptable behavior
Upon gaining prefect status, I am not to use my new powers to get any of the following: somebody to do my homework for me, sexual favors (giving and/or receiving), added titles to my name (Princess, Goddess, Her Highness, Dark Lordess, etc.), human shields, and/or somebody else's power of attorney.
Draco Malfoy is not really a 'girl down there' and saying so is wrong.
- checking is worse
The '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall' song is over when I enter Hogwarts.
- Even if I forgot on the train, started late, and am only at 97.
- Changing what is in the bottles doesn't make it better.
I must resist the urge to use Human Transfiguration for evil. I really, really must.
Making a Polyjuice Potion and going up to the person I've turned into to make them go crazy/act like a walking mirror is not funny.
- Doing bad things in their body to incriminate them isn't either (Especially going as Harry, Draco, or Ron to hit on one of the other two).
Send any future contributions to ladylilyfox@yahoo.com.
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Appendix A
Appendix B
Appendix C: 50 Things Kleenexwoman, 12th level chaotic neutral mage, is not allowed to do at Hogwarts
Appendix E: 101 things haldirsbitch is not allowed to do at Hogwarts
Appendix D
Appendix F
ETA:Appendix H: Still more Errata, Yet more Addenda
Errata [warning- don't even think of clicking these links at work!]-
Not allowed to make side trips to Deva on Hogsmeade weekends.
We are not "one of the fun mystical orders".
The Giant Squid is not interested in "tentacoo wape".
Hogwarts was not designed by Grimtooth.
"Fap fap fap" is not a mystical incantation.
-"Shlick shlick shlick" isn't, either.
-Not even if you claim to be doing a tantric ritual.
Must not put in one blue contact lens and one green one and follow Luna Lovegood around.
text_eva's codicils-
"Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell.
-Attempting to say it backwards is also not a spell.
-Teaching it to Peeves will get me a detention.
Must not ask Bill Weasley where else he's pierced.
-and certainly not ask to see it.
-And if it do see it, I must take photos.
-I must not post said photos in the common room.
The First Years are not 'pledges' and they do not need 'hazing'. (Megalomaniageek)
- Might still do it anyway.
- Might use this list as a guide
Don't give shampoo to Snape every Christmas. (Megalomaniageek)
- If you insist, at least don't put your name on it.
- Or someone elses. Especially if it rhymes in "otter"
Draco Malfoy's name is not Westley, nor the Dread Pirate Roberts, and I should stop referring to him as such. (ebilleprechaun)
-I must not set ROUS size on him to test this.
-Unless he is willing to jump down a hill screaming "Asss yoooou wiiiiisssshhhh"
writers_wrath's addenda-
Shouting 'Crucio' at students while brandishing a quill/pencil isn't remotely funny."
Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
snowelf's addenda-
My grandfather is not Death, and I am not allowed to telly anyone he is.
- Even if it's true.
Skeletons' ribs are not xylophones.
I am allowed a cat, a rat, a frog or an owl, not a Swamp Dragon.
Trying to bribe the librarian with bananas will not get me into the restricted section.
Megalomaniageek's addenda-
"Shpadoinkle" is not a spell.
Snape's ingredient cabinet/closet is not filled with yummy candy, and I should stop telling the first years that it is.
- moreso, it is not filled with any kind of drug.
I am not to make hundreds of muggle inside jokes to witches and wizards who will not get them.
- Especially if they are offensive and/or suggestive
- Yes, this does include introducing yourself to Harry (or anybody else for that matter) as Mary Sue.
Breaking the fourth wall is unacceptable behavior
Upon gaining prefect status, I am not to use my new powers to get any of the following: somebody to do my homework for me, sexual favors (giving and/or receiving), added titles to my name (Princess, Goddess, Her Highness, Dark Lordess, etc.), human shields, and/or somebody else's power of attorney.
Draco Malfoy is not really a 'girl down there' and saying so is wrong.
- checking is worse
The '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall' song is over when I enter Hogwarts.
- Even if I forgot on the train, started late, and am only at 97.
- Changing what is in the bottles doesn't make it better.
I must resist the urge to use Human Transfiguration for evil. I really, really must.
Making a Polyjuice Potion and going up to the person I've turned into to make them go crazy/act like a walking mirror is not funny.
- Doing bad things in their body to incriminate them isn't either (Especially going as Harry, Draco, or Ron to hit on one of the other two).
Send any future contributions to ladylilyfox@yahoo.com.
The "50 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts" CafePress store
The 50 Things Annex
Be sure to take a look at hpdmslashlp's Fifty (or so) things Not Allowed at Hogwarts also!