Comments | asylumproject: Apparently I was bad.

reno_ac in asylumproject

Apparently I was bad.

Jul 29, 2009 15:32

I'm not sure what's happened to me. Last I knew, Midgar was falling down around my ears, and I was pinned down in an alleyway by the Deepground SOLDIERs. Next thing I know, I'm waking up in this white-walled wacky room. I thought I had bumped my head, and this was a hospital or a hotel 'cause of the size of the bed, but now I'm thinking either I ( Read more... )

reno

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1stclasshero July 29 2009, 23:42:45 UTC

Heyyyy, you look familiar...

A Turk, right?

reno_ac July 30 2009, 02:37:11 UTC

Second in command under Tseng-sama. From the look of you, I'd say SOLDIER. Hmm... something achingly familiar about you. Do you know Strife?

1stclasshero July 30 2009, 02:41:14 UTC

Yeah, he's my best friend.
....Under Tseng, huh? I've probably seen you around the Shinra building, then. Come to think of it, weren't you with Cissnei a few times?

reno_ac July 30 2009, 02:46:28 UTC

Yeah, like waaaay back. Wait a minute. Holy Gaia! ZACK?? Okay, everything just went up a factor of creepy. Maybe I did die. Maybe this is Lifestream? Man, oh man, this is not cool. So not cool.

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vespados July 30 2009, 01:27:48 UTC

Heads up, TV here sucks. Try pushing a nurse in the pool. Hours of fun. Until she dissolves. Then the pool just smells.

reno_ac July 30 2009, 02:40:01 UTC

Whoa. Dissolving nurses!? Do the doctors melt that way too? Nice to meet you, by the way. Name's Reno.

vespados July 30 2009, 03:16:02 UTC

Yep. Wicked Witch of the West style. Without all the "I'm Melting I'm Melting" garbage, they mostly just grumble. Not a clue about the doctors. No one's seen them. Except the Penis Remover lady. Haruko. Sup?

reno_ac July 30 2009, 03:21:50 UTC

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Penis Remover Lady. And...what exactly does one do to receive that extra special kind of love? Because hunny, I'm so NOT THERE!

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pilot_zero_two July 30 2009, 04:49:16 UTC

Welcome to the nuthouse. Treasure those cigs, 'cos there aren't any more. Just sayin'.

reno_ac July 30 2009, 23:53:00 UTC

I was afraid of that. Worst thing is I'm already jones'n for one.

pilot_zero_two July 31 2009, 00:04:18 UTC

Never having smoked, I've got no advice on that front. Good luck, though.

d_drive_love July 31 2009, 04:19:50 UTC

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I knew VII was popular, but this's kinda ridiculous.

rufuself July 31 2009, 17:37:54 UTC

Seven... what? Reno, is 7 your lucky number?

d_drive_love July 31 2009, 17:50:34 UTC

Ah, nothing, it's just a weird little in-joke. Don't sweat the small stuff!

rufuself July 31 2009, 17:54:00 UTC

weird little in-joke... right...

Are you POSITIVE you don't work for my Company?

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nicotine_patch August 1 2009, 09:09:03 UTC

yo can I bum a smoke.

rufuself August 1 2009, 12:54:31 UTC

Oh, Reno, let me introduce you to my friend Badou... heh...

nicotine_patch August 1 2009, 17:08:21 UTC

keep movin douchepacker.

rufuself August 1 2009, 17:54:17 UTC

You wound me, Mr. Nails, truly you do.

Reno and I have been associates for a very long time. Maybe you'll like him better.

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