❀ would you like something to drink? (for prompt #50)

[astrongbreeze]

author: carpesoo
title: would you like something to drink?
prompt number: 50
rating: pg-13
other pairings involved:[Spoiler (click to open)] chanyeol/jongin
length: ~8.4k
summary: kyungsoo attempts to hit on the hot customer, oh sehun. it does not go well.
warnings: second hand embarrassment, and a lot of it.
notes: to t, thank you for everything you've done for me (and for this

Comments

[friedchickai]

OKAY SO I FINISHED READING THIS AT LIKE 2:20 AM AND NORMALLY I GET SO SLEEPY WHILE READING A FIC THIS LATE (EARLY??) BUT CAN I JUST SAY HOW ALIVE THIS FIC HAS MADE ME FEEL?????

I'M SERIOUSLY SCREAMING (MAYBE NOT EVERYONE'S ASLEEP) RIGHT NOW BUT YOU GET IT

everything about this fic was so cute??? funny??? i didn't even mind that there were more scenes with chansoo compared to sesoo bc they were !!freaking!! hilarious even the scene with jongin was sooooo funny fuCKING VIAGRA LOL

kyungsoo is so cUTE constantly messing up with his flirting skills and sehun running away whenever the midget says something rated lmaoooooo

and finally!!!! kyungsoo scored a date at the end all is well B)

I WOULD QUOTE THE WHOLE FIC IF I COULD BUT I MIGHT ANNOY YOU WITH MY SCREAMING

anyway thanks so much for writing this piece of perfection!!!!!!! i'll smother you with kisses once reveals are out ilu already

[friedchickai]

HOLY SHIT IT'S YOU YOUR SESOO FICS GIVE ME LIFE OKAY I HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE VERY BEGINNING

[carpesoo]

omgggg hiiiiii there. does this mean you've read my sesoo fics before??? //blushes. I LOVE SESOO SO MUCH OKIE IM GLAD YOU FEEL SAME WAY.

wow, this comment was so nice!!!! ;;;;;; im so glad that it made you feel alive because sesoo gives me so much life tbh.

this was so much fun to write??? like... the epic fails that was do kyungsoo tBHHHH.

VIAGRA. damn, that scene had so many rewrites because i didnt know what the "thing" that hooked chanyeol would be. but i settled with viagra LOLOL

please, you are not annoying at all. i love quotebacks istg.

thank /you/ for reading and commenting !!! =DD

[prideaux]

This fic was super cute and funny and I'm so sad it had to end tbh. All the chansoo parts were really cute had me laughing out loud. And the ending was utterly adorable with Sehun finally confessing. I THINK I have never loved an awkward Kyungsoo as much as I love the Kyungsoo in this fic.
Thank you for writing something this lovely. It just made me love Sesoo a bit more if that is even possible. I can't wait to read more of your work ^^

[carpesoo]

awww tysmmmmm i wish it couldve been longer... but actually. it was a lot longer than i had intended. it was originally planned to be one scene where kyungsoo fails to pick up sehun and then lead onto the cute confession scene. but i just had so many ideas on how to make kyungsoo fail so hard but i am glad because sesoo deserve all the love.

awkward kyungsoo equals life. any kyungsoo equals, lbr. im such a kyungsoo stan, through and through.

tysm for commenting (not shure how much of my work youve read, but i do have some shorter one shot sesoo fics??)

[anonymous]

I love cracks! So i rly rly love this fic! I read this at 6am and i'm not sleepy anymore hahahaha

[carpesoo]

lololol im glad this woke you up??? hahahahahaha..

tysm for reading and commenting!

p.s. crack fics are awesome. youre awesome.

[carpesoo]

i am /nothing/ if you take away my sense of humour tbHHHHHHHH.

but omggg im so glad you thought so.. your comments are far too kind though??? imo.... >//////<

yes! chankai are for realises, i mean.. theyve chosen to settle down with each other which is a testament to their affections. they'll make it, just like sesoo.

tysm for reading and commenting ^^

[anonymous]

This was so amusing and oddly adorable omg. Like... There was a smile on my face the entire time ahfkakxjjflalfj your characterization of Chanyeol is so spot on for me like he is the biggest dork and strangest dude idek I just love it (andyou?likerightonforwritingthis) and there are hints of a dark sense of humor (aswellasapervertedone) and both kinds are my kind of humor so you got me good. Like realllll good. (Thatsoundssexual?oops) BUT. UM. POOR KYUNGSOO. (Except he still gets the guy... Where can I score me a Sehun after just stammering and blurting out inappropriate things? Because... That's prolly what would happen. Sighhhh)
Sofunnysoooofunny. Thanks so much for writing this like I'm still smiling when I write this cuz I keep thinking about it yuuuup.

[carpesoo]

beksiekinsssssss. chanyeol was an absolute delight to write, he is weird and a dork but oh so loveable.

you always get my humour, and this is one of the many many many reasons why ily so ^^

hahaha sexual humour is best omg.

HOW DID KYUNGSOO MANAGE WITH ALL HIS FAILS??? IDEK wow. i would send you a sehun if i could, you know i would. hehe.

ilyyyy bb <33