Shinigami Pirate Log 001//Kind of sort of a place holder

[astraystar]

Who: Rukia astraystar and Renji notapineapple
What: Seduction techniques
Where: Many places
When: Many times

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[notapineapple]

Renji in the meantime had been in the kitchen creating some food concoction that would've left Orihime wondering why she hadn't thought it up, not a tough feat considering all the random foods the Nordics had all over the place. After stuffing as much as he could between three slices of bread, he took to searching around for something to accompany his monster sandwich.

[astraystar]

Tip number 1: Dress to impress

Rukia put on every nice item of clothing she owned which resulted into a strange amalgam of expensive black tights under her yellow cocktail dress, with white mary janes. That ought to impress Renji. Or leave him blinded by the yellow.

Tip number 2: Smile

She honed in on his reiatsu and found him in the kitchen, an impossible huge smile on her face. The strain of the smile was starting to make her lip quiver and jaw and teeth were left so sore that it brought tears to her eyes slightly.

[notapineapple]

Just as Renji was about to take his first bite, he noticed Rukia approaching so he decided to wait in case she needed something. The bite he had planned to take would take at least a minute to chrew. What he saw, however, was...not at all what he was expecting. So all he could do was stare at her dumbfounded, not sure what to say, "Uh..."

[astraystar]

This was moving on swimmingly.

Tip number three: Give your date butterflies

"This is for you."

Rukia handed him a jar of butterflies she spent the last few hours catching.

And it was on to the next tip.

Tip number four: Keep eye contact

That was easy, she used to play the staring game with Renji all the time.