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[astralcow]

""Burger King wants to maintain neutrality during this election." - Eric Anderson, spokesman for Burger King

For shame, Burger King. Millions of stoners with the munchies are waiting for your endorsement with bated breath.

Comments

[nonagon]

I think you picked the perfect picture for the Lions. Poor Joey. He looks so forlorn. He could use a big strong man to comfort him.

As far as the politics go, I want a crystal ball. I want to see if I'll be running against you in 2028 or something. It's feasible.

Instead of campaigning, we should just like, call dibs on states or something. Settle it through rounds of Mortal Kombat or something. They could broadcast it on MTV. I think it'd get pretty good ratings.

[astralcow]

It'd certainly make more sense to play video games for states. I'd suggest a Blizzard game, but I don't want to give the Koreans the pleasure of seeing how much better they are than we are. I also think that by that time, Starcraft will have moved from the category of "really popular game" to "death cult."

But... I can imagine it now...

Also, my distinguished opponent once knew a man named Spartacus. Is that the kind of leadership we need in our country, someone who associates with figures from Greek mythology? We need someone who lives in the here and now, someone who can fight the Starcraft Death Cultists abroad, so they can't zerg rush us here at home!

*Cut to thousands of angry Koreans*

Angry Koreans : "Kekekekekekekeke!!!11~~~~~~ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^"

No, I don't know how they'd manage to say that. But it's funny to think about.

[nonagon]

I'd get whomped if it were a Blizzard game. I imagine that's why you'd pick it. ;) Though it'd make more sense. Do we want a President who can't defend us from the Korean Zerg Rush? I hardly think so.

"Though, my fellow Americans, what the Senator from Michigan neglects to tell you all about this Sparticus, is that HE GAVE HIM THAT NAME!" *gasp* *scandal* *tabloid*