stories I haven't written

[astolat]

I am ridiculously swamped but I cannot resist this meme!

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

(YULETIDE TERROR LEVEL: GRIZZLY BEARS D:)

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[angelqueen04]

A sequel to Favorite, where yet again some hapless visiting noble tries to cop a feel on Merlin and Arthur *ahem* reacts. Or something. Whatever comes to mind. :)

And OMG I HEAR YOU! THIS MEME IS SO AWESOME! Not to mention perfect for procrastinating on stories I should be working to finish...

Yeah, that decides it. I'm snagging this thing. *bounces*

[astolat]

heeee

"What are you doing?" Arthur said, shoving Merlin up against the wall of the corridor. "You've been making calf-eyes at Cadrathas since he arrived, are you trying to provoke a -- " He stopped short.

Merlin had the grace to look faintly guilty. "It's not as though I were making him get all grabby," he said.

"No, of course not," Arthur said, fatalistic. "What has he done?"

"He's raised taxes on his commoners the last five years of a drought -- " Merlin was off again. Arthur stopped listening and started trying to think about how he was going to break the line of fortifications along the western border of Cadrathas's kingdom.

[angelqueen04]

HAHAHAHA! Sounds like they've got a situation like this down to a tee. Merlin finds some random king's behavior unacceptable, provokes some kind of confrontation, and Arthur starts making battle plans!

Thank you! Love it. :) *beams*

[isweedan]

Oh MERLIN ♥

[subtilior]

Oh, and speaking of bears - remember that one time Loki actually went on the Colbert Report? Gooooood times. :D

[astolat]

"Uh, Stephen, are you sure you're okay?" Jon said

[subtilior]

HEEEE ! And again I say: HEEEE! Epic win! :D

"His eyes held a disturbingly bright and yet somehow vacant shine." = snerk.

Thank you for this one!

[counteragent]

Lol!!! Pepper STAT indeed.

[giddygeek]

The Entourage story where they live in a haunted house!

[astolat]

hahahaha

"That's it!" yelled Drama, after the sound of the crash.

Eric looked up as Johnny appeared in the doorway to the kitchen. "Did you just drop another three plates or something? You get that they're going to charge us for the damage when this shoot is over."

"It's not me!" Drama said. "It's the fucking poltergeist! I just finished brewing the perfect cup with the last of my Kona beans and the little paranormal piece of shit threw it across the room."

"Yeah, yeah," Eric said. "Do me a favor and use paper from now on."

Drama glared at him. "Are you doubting me?"

Eric rolled his eyes. "If there's a poltergeist why is it only going after you?"

"I've probably developed more sensitivity to the spiritual emanations from my yoga classes," Drama said.

"You've developed something, all right," Eric said. "Not hand-eye coordination, though."

"Oh, screw you," Drama said. "Just you wait until it starts locking you in the walk-in closet

[cattraine]

SPN--the impala is infested with fairies, Sam and Dean make do. Bobby is along for the ride.

[cccarioca]

The one where Lancelot doesn't mess with Arthur/Gwen, but instead seduces Merlin.