nothing makes you proactive like someone trying to hang themselves

[assuringlynerdy]

Someone make me read Huck Finn.
Please.

...
No one?

Ok, whatever.

IF I DON'T FINISH CHAPTER TEN TONIGHT, SOMEONE PUNCH ME.
I DON'T CARE WHO, I DON'T CARE HOW, JUST DO IT.
PUNCH ME.
(probably Elise, because I'm seeing her tomorrow. BUT STILL.)

ALSO, ELISE: call me. PLEASE.

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[kay_bird]

I'M WARMING UP MY PUNCHING MUSCLES, SO YOU BETTER GET AT IT.

[assuringlynerdy]

YOUR PUNCHING MUSCLES ARE NOT GOING TO BE NECESSARY, BB.
I DID IT~

NOW TO TRY TO READ UP TO PAGE 100 ... (I'M AT 66 NOW)

[ashlynwashere]

I'M NOT THAT STRONG.
HOW ABOUT I JUST ANNOY YOU A LOT? I'M REALLY GREAT AT THAT.

[assuringlynerdy]

YOUR SERVICES WILL NOT BE NECESSARY TONIGHT~
(ALTHOUGH THEY DO SOUND REMARKABLY EFFECTIVE ...)

♥

NOW TO READ 44 PAGES IN LESS THAN A HALF HOUR. CAN IT BE DONE? POSSIBLY?