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[assflea]

i waited on jimmy swaggert for sunday brunch.
two things he told me during our time together:
"if you ever ran for govna, i'd vote for ya!"
"ashleeeey... what a purty southan name."
he left and went home immediatly after eating. then his wife and some other woman stayed for about an hour gossiping about church folk.

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[benmonkey]

creepy.

[yuffie]

you know he went home to jerk it while thinking of you, right?

[assflea]

that's why i sent him home a to-go box with extra whipped cream for his strawberries.