RPS-Fic >_< Dirty words and Grains of Sand

[assassin_nariel]

Disclaimer: Christoph does own a Blackberry, he did visit Eli, the rest are the fandom's collective dirty fantasies. I refuse to take the blame ;)

Rating:PG-13

RPS Christoph/Eli

Summary: Of airports, mobile phones, sunglasses... and Eli.

Comments

[thelilytriad]

just... just... bawwwwwwww

(RPS usually makes me feel dirty, but this didn't, so that's an accomplishment)

6am retardedness

[assassin_nariel]

This was a good bawwwww, right?
Or the retching sound? *hides behind Eli*

Re: 6am retardedness

[thelilytriad]

that was a VERY good bawwww. That was a 'I want to snuggle them and this fic' bawwww.

Re: 6am retardedness

[assassin_nariel]

Phew... ^^;;;
Snuggle urge, is rising. *snuggles*
(OMG you wrote Soldiering Life! *fangirlflail* x_X)

[emcee_mana]

GORGEOUS! And it's cool, Eli knows about us and jokes around.

My Icon Says "Eli Roth Is Reaffirming My Bisexuality"

[assassin_nariel]

^_^
Thanks!
And oh, Eli. He makes me want to put on a slutty schoolgirl outfit and pounce him. Grawr.

[emcee_mana]

He makes everyone want to do that. Even Christoph.

[assassin_nariel]

*HED SPLODE*
IN KNEE HIGH TIGHTS AND A SHORT PLAITED SKIRT AND A TIE AND AN OPEN WHITE SHIRT. I FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!!!!
Damn, if I had to imagine Toph in that, I want the internets to share my suffering. *smirk* I think it'd be more like....

"You have been a naughty boy today, Eli."
The voice ran down Eli's spine like a caress, making him close his eyes briefly at the promising tone in it.
"A very naughty boy."
Eli dropped to his knees and grinned in anticipation.
"But I've been tryin' sooo hard to be a good boy, Mr. Waltz." Eli gave him his best pout, which he thought just looked funny on his very adult face.
But for Christoph, it made his world focus on the pornographically pink colour of Eli's lips. His eyes gained a predatory glint, almost prompting Eli to shout "heeeeere's the Jew! You found it!"
It would have ruined the mood, though, so he didn't. And his restraint was rewarded plenty...

A spanking, a spaaaanking! *flail*

[napalmiris]

This was just so much fun to read. You really have Christoph down - I could HEAR his voice through the entire thing. And the text message Eli sent to Christoph made me fucking BUST UP. God I'm still laughing over that lmao.

Excellent fic ♥ ♥ *adds to memories*

[assassin_nariel]

Well, IC is always such an arguable issue in RPS. So I am very glad it worked for you... our Tophs must be similar, then. *pets Toph* And I was worried people might find Eli's first use of the l-word crude and just, well, crude. But it's just his way of being sweet. When he grabs him and hisses "I wanna fuck your mouth right now, baby," Toph's knees go weak because Eli means it like a Shakespearean "You doth teach the torches how to burn REAL bright." He generally swears a lot, as contrasted by Chris' UBER-correct British English. And they both find the other's way of speaking absurdly sexy. And Chris is too happy to try and question why the hell Eli would find him sexy, oblivious baka. Eli, on the other hand, suffers no such insecurities, after the initial THANK GOD UR BI I CAN HAS U NAO PLS? *giggle* Sorry, lolspeak is just so much fun... *shuts up*
And Eli has a freaking obsession with Toph's neck. Toph's being all self-conscious, because of the wrinkles and stuff, but his skin is like The Soft there, and Eli is just bloody

[zoi_no_miko]

*giggles madly at the Shakespeare ref*

omg rps asphyxiation kink. *loves on you*

[assassin_nariel]

Heh, heh, heh.
Except, with Topheli (my official pairing name lol) it's sweet and all, well, consensual, you know? I mean, you don't wanna know what kinda names Eli calls Christoph in bed, to his very embarrassed horny delight....

[zoi_no_miko]

I LOVE IT.

This trick worked on most electronics, especially the toaster.

This killed me laughing. It's so cute. The whole thing is so cute (And Eli's message is cute AND sexy) and really great.

Thank you :D

[assassin_nariel]

Actually, the Eli/dirty talk connection was firmly in place even pre-Blueberrygate. The Blueberries can confirm it now. ^_^
And Toph's trick totally works on toasters. Guaranteed.

PS

[assassin_nariel]

BTW
Jus' wanna say imma big fan o'yer worrrk, when it comes to slashin' basterds...
However, in this case, it's my status bein' more of an amateur, and ye're the fuckin' pro. PRO.

Re: PS

[zoi_no_miko]

LOL Awww, thank you!

(that made me laugh so hard.)

I have something really, really kinky and twisted to post for Hanukkah. XD

[assassin_nariel]

Eli Dirty Talk FTW ^_^
Glad you liked! It was written in four hours XD it's like Eli's text message popped up in my brain, and everything else just grew around it. *pets Christoph*

[assassin_nariel]

You know you wanna..... fic away!
And my journal's mostly public anyway ;-)
Sometimes, a ficcy just flows. I mean, I was going to sleep, saying bye to linndechir on msn, then I come up with Eli's message, played around until it had 160 characters, send it to Linn and was like "Eli sends Toph dirty texts lol", and then the fic just appeared. And I started writing Toph. And after four hours, I was fighting LJ already ^_^