〄 4th WHEEZE // Audio

[ass_ura]

Hello and good morning! I just want to let you guys know...

...that you are all sick, sick perverts. Each and every last one of you.

So, stay away from me, got it?

[Click.]

Comments

Audio;

[8etterl8]

Whoa, hey back the fuck off there! Not aaaaaaaall of us are sick perverted perverts, okay! Yeah, maybe some of us are, like Eridan. He's definitely a sick perverted pervert, but some of us have class and standards!

Audio;

[ass_ura]

Then explain to me why everybody is in such an fanatic uproar of who wanted to "tap" who.

Audio;

[8etterl8]

[She completely missed that incident.]

Tap what, huh? That doesn't even make sense!

[Guess who doesn't understand the human notion of 'tapping']

Audio;

[ass_ura]

[VRISKA, WHY...]

...are. Are you seri--

I am not explaining that term. Go find out for yourself!

Audio;

[8etterl8]

Tch. It's not like it's a big deal. I am gathering that it means something perverted. But I don't even know what it means, so when you said 'each and every last one of you', obviously you excluding me.

Audio;

[ass_ura]

It is so a big deal! And, you've got it all wrong, because I was excluding myself. You're a part of this too even if you don't know it, but you will soon.

Audio;

[8etterl8]

How dos that even make sense! You make no sense! I don't know what this tapping business means, so how can I be a part of it!?

Audio;

[ass_ura]

Of course I make no sense! I'm allowed to do whatever I want, duh!

[A beat.]

You're a part of it because you sound like a youngster, so that means you are a youngster.

Audio;

[8etterl8]

Woooooooow, what makes you think you can do whatever you want. That sounds completely and utterly and totally stupid.

You sound waaaaaaaay younger than I do right now!

Audio;

[ass_ura]

I am a god, so I'm very much justified in doing so.

[Snort.]

Guess again, missy. I'm over 800 years old.

Audio;

[8etterl8]

You certainly don't act 800. Besides you think you're the only god around here. I'm a god too!