are you watchin' this camera guy?

[asphyxiatide]

MY STEPDAD BOUGHT SHAMWOWS AND NOW WE JUST GOT THE SLAP CHOP IN THE MAIL

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[darkness_echoes]

Reminds me of the drummer of Spinlight City, Joey, because his song on myspace is Rap Chop :3

My mom refuses to submit to the Shamwow/Vince craze because she loved Billy Mays. ^^; He looks like a backstreet boy member with that mike of his.

[asphyxiatide]

rap chop is legit :P

i was always kind of afraid of billy mays and his yelling, lol. i always wanted him to say something like "BUY THIS FUCKING OXY CLEAN" or whatever. or maybe just throw out a "MIGHTY PUTTY, FUCK YEAH!"

[darkness_echoes]

Like, outtakes from Pitchmen or something XD I'd buy that in a New York minute.

My mom's a masochist and likes to be intimidated by the Mays

[asphyxiatide]

lol me too.

i tried the slap chop this morning, vince lies about it making you feel better cause i just wanted to throw it (x

[lolahpandorahx]

... who eats oreos and peanuts? ...

[asphyxiatide]

idk, really :| it just adds to the ~weirdness

[loppydum]

OMG SHAMWOW. I FUCKING LOVE THOSE THINGSSS.
Haha. I have a small square of one that my gramma got at the swap meet and I instantly went and spilled water on my kitchen counter to see if it worked (and it did). I'm weirdly obsessed wif shamwows.

[passiontothesky]

xDDDDDD

i would totally do that

[asphyxiatide]

BUT DO YOU SAY WOW EVERY TIME?

[loppydum]

I only used it once...
Maybe i'll go spill something and use it right now...

[blackstar147]

omfg...
i want both!!!!!
haha "we're gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time" megalolz.
I may also have got distracted by the Oreo's hmmm... Oreo's....
XD
Graty- teehee.. it sounds funneh!

[asphyxiatide]

dude, americans and useless products, lololol
my personal favorite quote is "you're gonna love my nuts"

[loppydum]

Lolz, that made me crack up.
Especially in the remix-ad version i saw on TV. He said it like 4 times in a row. I have the sense of humor of a 7th grade boy. I found it hilarious.

[asphyxiatide]

ikr. lol.
i have the same sense of humor, don't feel bad (x

[austinattack]

Shamwow?
SHAMWOW!!!!!!!
I have a SHAMWOW.
SHAMWOW's are fucking ownage.

I love that dude.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[asphyxiatide]

lol we use our shamwows compulsively, it's kind of awkward

THEY'RE ORANGE, HOW CAN THEY NOT WIN?