I can't believe it's not butter.
So Chris and I went up to the airport to help his mom (who is coming back from California) get her luggage to her car. On our way out of the parking lot, we saw a chizeled-jawed and long-haired man with a tall, thin, beautiful blonde woman and fluffy little white dog.
Now, let's rewind to 20 minutes earlier when Chris's mom called to say the plane had landed early and that there was a certain famous romance-novel adorning, substitute-butter selling, Zoolander cameoing model on the flight.
In short, I totally got to gawk at Fabio.
I've never been terribly impressed when I saw him on tv and whatnot...but the man looks good in person. The two were pure sex.
Why the hell they came to Arkansas, I don't know. Mind you, while we live in one of the largest towns in Arkansas, but it's still a town in Arkansas.
And thus ends, your stalker-esque report.
top 20 answers from googlism...theived from nikloo
alex is a little yellow
alex is not wearing pants in the coffin pic
alex is a photshop wiz
alex is not a dental student
alex is gonzo
alex is a sexy bitch
alex is the brain
alex is blooming lovely
alex is not evil
alex is mesmerized by balls
alex is designed to be user friendly
alex is a woman
alex is played with
alex is not treated as a "lab rat"
alex is special alex has cerebral palsy
alex is in the house
alex is going ugh
alex is on fire
alex is not as macho as you think
alex is a robot from the future
Chris and I had a poking contest. He declared it a tie, but I completely won.
Now, let's rewind to 20 minutes earlier when Chris's mom called to say the plane had landed early and that there was a certain famous romance-novel adorning, substitute-butter selling, Zoolander cameoing model on the flight.
In short, I totally got to gawk at Fabio.
I've never been terribly impressed when I saw him on tv and whatnot...but the man looks good in person. The two were pure sex.
Why the hell they came to Arkansas, I don't know. Mind you, while we live in one of the largest towns in Arkansas, but it's still a town in Arkansas.
And thus ends, your stalker-esque report.
top 20 answers from googlism...theived from nikloo
alex is a little yellow
alex is not wearing pants in the coffin pic
alex is a photshop wiz
alex is not a dental student
alex is gonzo
alex is a sexy bitch
alex is the brain
alex is blooming lovely
alex is not evil
alex is mesmerized by balls
alex is designed to be user friendly
alex is a woman
alex is played with
alex is not treated as a "lab rat"
alex is special alex has cerebral palsy
alex is in the house
alex is going ugh
alex is on fire
alex is not as macho as you think
alex is a robot from the future
Chris and I had a poking contest. He declared it a tie, but I completely won.